>>111373852Step One: Save Wally's kids from the Dark Multiverse
Step Two: Yoink Thomas and Martha Wayne from the timeline in the final instant before their deaths and let Bruce have a real chance to say goodbye to them and get closure.
Step Three: Revive Thomas and Martha Wayne and redo Bendis's Superman run so that when Jor-El tries to pull the "I'm his granddad trust me" shtick his REAL grandparents are there to remind Clark and Lois that Jon is better off on Earth.
Step Four: find Earth 0's Brian Michael Bendis and kill him. Falsify records of the future to show he personally murders and rapes innocent children to get the heroes off my back.
Step Five: Having performed enough good deeds to muddy my status as a villain in his eyes, confront Barry Allen and declare my intentions: reconciliation. I cannot take back all the horrible things I've done, but I want the chance to atone for them, and although I don't deserve it hope Barry will help me.
Step Six: become Barry's crimefighting partner and save him from the dozens of moments I know from Eobard's memory could kill the Flash. Become an inseparable part of the Flash Family. Become godfather of Barry and Iris' twins. Officiate Wally's (re)wedding to Linda. Settle down and have kids of my own.
Step Seven: After twenty years, get the chance to being the Garrick, West, Allen and Thawne families together for Christmas Dinner. Have a beautiful time, and help set the table bringing out the Christmas turkey.
Step Eight: Pull down my pants and reveal my thrumming lightning-spewing member, and jam it into the Christmas turkey
Step Nine: Fuck the turkey at superspeed in full view of everyone, never breaking eye contact with Barry as I finish and spew Speedforce Spooge all over the Tornado Twins out the turkey's neckhole
Step Ten: "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS, BARRY! EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT, WAS ALL SO I COULD DO THIS! HISTORY SAYS THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS DINNER WAS RUINED BY SOMEONE FUCKING THE TURKEY! IT WAS ME, BARRY!"
