Alright, I came up with an another game for you guys. You get to live in the South Park universe as a BG kid - you won't get to join the fun adventures, at any point given you may get killed off, and interactions you get with the main characters are going to be very minor and limited, with secondary characters a bit better, and with fellow BG kids they are going to be unlimited. Just like others, you won't age, years will pass and current events will change, but your 4th grader physique will stay the same forever. However! You can choose only ONE of the following perks to spice up the experience. Choose wisely.
>Ignorance is Bliss
You get to forget your former life and start over. Any memories of your current reality will disappear, and South Park reality will seem normal for you. The minus is that you will forget how much the boys meant to you. But if your feelings for them are real, who knows, you may fall for them again.
>My Time To Shine
You will get "an episode". Once. What the episode will be like, no one knows. But like Thomas, or Bradley, or Corey Lanskin, or Marcus, or Kip Drordy, you will get to be a one off character and have one shot at being close to the main boys.
>Family Matters
Your irl family will also be integrated into South Park with you. Otherwise you would've gotten soulless blank slate parents. But with this perk, your real parents, siblings, grandparents, aunts and uncles and the rest, will replace them.
>The Graphics Don't Suck
The world will no longer look like South Park, instead like real life, or an anime, or even Family Guy, whatever you want.
>Customizable Self
You can change yourself to look like something other than your real self in a South Park style. You can even choose a different race and gender. But only once.
>Creep Choice
Instead of being a 4th grader, you will live in South Park as an adult in your own house. You can kidnap or molest any kid you want. That's one way of getting to be with the main boys!
