>>Hal has somehow managed to outwit DOOM by being an idiot
>"Have you ever considered your foolproof plan actually going up against a fool Doom?"
>"Silence you tart! No one is that stupid!"
>"Then you haven't met my Ex."
>>Every time Doom becomes a god, Hal one-ups him and knocks him back to mortality
>Doom spergs autistically each time
>>Secret Wars 2015 is resolved by Hal hitting God Doom with a Giant Green Boxing Glove
>>Hal while in Parallax mode has white edges like Reed Richards
>Doom gets even more angry and autistic
>>Injustice like game
>Hal's special victory pose after beating Doom is making a construct dab alongside him
>>Doom’s worst nightmare is Hal ruling Latveria
>The national food is hamburgers
>Doom develops a phobia against hamboigahs upon waking up
>>Doom tries to get Hal's adversaries to defeat Hal
>Doom has no actual inetntions to work with them, plans on studying their strategies and backstabbing them later
>Sinestro dabs on Doom instead, fucker's almost as strong as his husbando
>Atrocitus sees through his bullshit and REEEEEs Doom back to Earth
>Indigo 1: ???
>Carol ends up making out with Hal in front of Doom upon entering the vicinity of Hal's big dick energy
>Larfleeze: use your imagination
>>“I am a sorcerer, a man of science, a poet, a ruler, a great thinker. I comprehend things beyond whatever that mind of yours could dream of. I brought myself from nothing to rule Latveria. My power is recognized by the universe and above.
>“You are a boy disguised as a man. Someone who left his home as soon as he could to serve others. You are but one of many chosen by the so-called “Guardians of the Universe” your ring no different from any other, a trinket of a dead man. You’ve succumbed to fear in the past and became the villain to the world. You’ve failed.
>“Yet every time we face in a battle of wills, it is you who triumphs, me who is made the fool. Why?
>“Tell me, damn you, tell me why?!”
>“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!”
