Was going to post this on a more relevant thread about Suction Cup Man getting involved in other /co/ media before it got archived. Didn't want it to be completely wasted, so here.
>Spinel: "Well well well, let me get a look at the--"
>she abruptly stops at the sound of suction cups, prompting her to look futher downward
>she squints at the unusual sight
>Spinel: "Wh-what are you doing?"
"I'M CLIMBING YOUR TOWER, DUMBASS!! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, YOU UNDERCOOKED NOODLE?!?!"
>Pearl, whispering: "Steven, do you know this... human?"
>Steven, also whispering: "I... I don't know."
>Spinel: "What is this tomfoolery? Who are you?"
"I'M SUCTION CUP MAN, YOU SPINACH-MUNCHIN' BITCH!!! AND IF YOU EXCUSE ME, THERE'S AN UNCLIMBED TOWER THAT I MUST ATTEND TO!!"
>Spinel: "This is not even a tower. It's my injector, you buffoon!"
"I'LL 'INJECT' MY FIST UP YOUR ASS IF YOU KEEP TALKIN', YOU WALKING STRESS TOY!""
>Spinel: "GET OFF MY INJECTOR YOU ORGANIC SIMPLETON!!"
>"MOTHERFUCKER I WILL STRETCH OUT YOUR LIMBS AND BOIL YOU INTO A BOWL OF PASTA"
