NO ONE DISRESPECTS HOMER SIMPSON
ESPECIALLY NOT AN UGLY LITTLE PUNK LIKE YOU.

THATS RIGHT I SAID UGLY, YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A REJECTED MUPPET, TWO GOLF BALLS GLUED TO A CAN OF OATS.

BETWEEN THAT TOMMY LASORDA LIKE GUT AND THOSE TOOTHPICK LEGS YOU ARE NOT A KID YOU ARE A WALKING POTATO CLOCK.