>>110574643Don't forget that some crazy white alt-right incel drove through a mall the other day. Even the assault vehicles people use to go see this movie are a clear and present danger. Obviously we must BAN ALL THE THINGS in order to ensure nobody gets hurt.
It'd be such a shame if someone drove straight into a theater to see joker. A real shame. I mean, just think of all those horrific headlines. Just think of them. They'd be so terrible you'd just have to know what happened. Because it'd be so horrible if someone did something like that. Really. Don't any of you fine gents even think about it. You know, driving your car straight into a crowded theater. We don't need headlines like those. Really. This is fine. Everything is fine. So don't even think about it. You know, driving your car straight through the entrance of a crowded theater right before a joker airing. The timing has to be right, you know or else people might attribute it to some other movie. But you totally shouldn't do it, because that'd be real terrible.