>>110015591Dude he's got a busy day of reminding his son how miserable he is, he has no time for dishes.
I got one for you though /co/. A bucket wakes up one day and feels too sick to come into work. He calls in sick but his boss replies with "Well maybe just have some water and see how you feel."
'Well, I'll just get a doctor's note,' thinks the bucket, and off he goes. He checks in with the receptionist, who says the doctor will be out to see him shortly. "Would you like some water while you wait? You could probably do with some." Annoyed, the bucket waits, ignoring her advice.
Finally he gets let into a room, and shortly after the doctor comes in. The white-coated man takes one look at the bucket, tuts and says "Well we need to get some water in you right away."
The bucket lets out an exasperated cry. "This whole day everyone has been telling me water this, water that. Its driving me crazy! What's the big idea? I come in here feeling legitimately sick and I'm treated like a child!"
The doctor holds up his hands. "Woah now, sorry, I didn't mean any offense," he replies.
"You're just a little pail. 
