>>109913250*tings fork on Essence bottle*
Good morning, everyone. Allow me to introduce self... Am skekSil.
Hmmmmm... Also am Chamberlain.
Hate Gelflings and Podlings, and am disdainful of other Thra-spawn, including peeper-beetles. But above else, hate Gelflings.
Am a Hornposter. Support skekSo. On typical day, gaze at least once at Crystal, and feast on sumptuous food by Gourmand. I love Gelfling Essence, whether in vial or in glass.
Skeksis are true face of Thra, and if you disagree, you have betrayed Emperor, must be punished. Else member of aforementioned group of undesirables, hmmmmm?
Finally, lest forget, FUCK GELFLINGS.
Thank you, all to say this morning. Turn mic over to Scientist, hmmm?
