Just imagine Superman flying over a city looking for kids to diddle. Just spots a cute kid walking with their parents and stops right in front of them. There's a pause as everyone on the street except for the kid knows what's about to go down, His mother starts to plead for mercy. Maybe his father is dumb enough to try and stand between Clark and his kid. Before he can even process Superman's movement the man is a bloody smear on the other side of the street. Then like lightning the child is naked and on their knees. Supes is without pants. He goes to town, staring directly into the eyes of every person that remained, daring them to do something. Getting off on their helplessness. As the mother tries desperately to comfort her anally ravaged little boy, Supes bust his Kryptonian load with a confused cry of "Martha!"
The deed done, Supes pulls out, hikes up his tights, nods to the mom and flies off into the distance. Somewhere on a nearby rooftop Batman masturbates in frustration.