>>109763878I've come to make an announcement:
Pink Diamond's a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my garden. That's right, she took her fucking pink dick out and she pissed on my garden and she said her dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Pink Diamond, you got a small dick, its the size of Amythest except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my garden so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER INJECTOR PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT WHITE DIAMOND, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have forty-one hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.