He IS the dick. His entire being is equal parts cock and malicious destruction. Before him, adultery was just kidding around.
He is the avatar of a primordial force of strife and lust, and he leaves broken relationships and dead bodies in his wake. The power of love is useless against him; he exists to break that love.
He is forbidden love given shape and form.
He is the entropy that destroys union.
Lesser men weep at the mere thought of him, for they know that his existence means nothing is secure. Some begin to need him, just like their loved ones did.
He collapses goldstars into black holes of dick.
He is cuckoldry, heartbreak, bitter tears and screaming orgasm made manifest, and he does not clean up his messes.
STEG MULTIVERSE, THE GENOCIDE DICK
Hope your significant other doesn't hear the name, and pray to whatever god that will listen that you never cross paths.