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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 03:25:14 2019 No.109707609 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>109707646 >>109707675 >>109707768 >>109711195 >>109711644 >>109711844 >>109713176 >>109713370 >>109713977 >>109720345

Let's brainstorm some episodes for Bobby's high school years in Arlen

>Freshman year
>Bobby develops a gigantism fetish for feet
>Bobby finds this woman's beautiful feet being spanked on pornhub or what ever
>Its actually an old video from spankpeggysfeet.com uploaded by Bill
>Hank sees Bobby's history
>wears sock rest of episode

Not sure where to go from there. Feel free to share some ideas.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 03:26:16 No.109707646 Report

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>>109707609
Fucking hilarous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 03:27:04 No.109707675 Report

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>>109707609
Why would you start a thread with a shit idea that doesn’t even match the tone of king of the hill?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 03:30:13 No.109707768 Report

Quoted By: >>109727039

>>109707609
Joseph already had the peach fuzz lip during the show. He should be sporting a full stache as of highschool.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:06:12 No.109711195 Report

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>>109707609
>it wasnt his purse
>he did know him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:18:00 No.109711581 Report

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Man I hate how much that Kahnnie looks like Minh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:20:02 No.109711644 Report

Quoted By: >>109711844 >>109715432

>>109707609
>age 19
>connie didn't get her moms spectacular rack
>bobby is a manlet
>joseph still has a crustache

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:26:04 No.109711844 Report

Quoted By: >>109711951 >>109712730 >>109723949

>>109707609
not a bad set of aged up designs, though Bobby's a bit small(I figure once Puberty hits him he's going to end up huge*), Connie's boobs should be at least twice as huge, and as others have mentioned Joseph by this point would probably have a proper mustache

that episode idea is terrible though

*height, muscles, and dick size

>>109711644
since there's no proper heights listed in that pic for all we know Bobby could be like 6'1" and Connie and Joseph are still taller than him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:28:40 No.109711951 Report

Quoted By: >>109712520

>>109711844
i feel like bobby's the type of dude who would be short but doesn't really care about it because he's funny and charming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:31:17 No.109712031 Report

Quoted By: >>109712520

You tardo, a continuation would be set like 10 or so years later, so Bobby would either be in college or a chef at a popular restaurant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:47:36 No.109712520 Report

Quoted By: >>109712996 >>109720249

>>109711951
>i feel like bobby's the type of dude who would be short but doesn't really care about it because he's funny and charming
feels unlikely for him to end up short, Hank's a tall man(he's 6'2" from my recollection), Peggy's tall for a woman, and none of Bobby's grandparents are short either(remember Cotton was decently tall prior to having his shins blown off)

plus there's more comedy potential in him now being HUGE compared to how he was a shrimp back in the original run(not to mention it'd give them a reason to ditch all the plots revolving around how fat and unathletic Bobby was from the original series as those got really worn out by the end of the original series)

>>109712031
>You tardo, a continuation would be set like 10 or so years later, so Bobby would either be in college or a chef at a popular restaurant.
eh ten years is a bit too big of a timeskip, it'd make more sense if it was around 3 to 5 years(depending on what year in High School one would want Bobby in), it's more than enough time to fit in the changes that have to be done(like getting rid of Luanne and Lucky) without needing to have huge changes for everyone in the cast

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:55:56 No.109712730 Report

Quoted By: >>109712813 >>109712900 >>109713381

>>109711844
Joseph's half native. Based on personal experience, growing 'proper' facial hair as a native is fucking impossible. We have pube beards our entire lives, if we're lucky

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 05:59:20 No.109712813 Report

Quoted By: >>109713381 >>109724020

>>109712730
>Joseph's half native. Based on personal experience, growing 'proper' facial hair as a native is fucking impossible. We have pube beards our entire lives, if we're lucky
well in that case it might be better for him to be clean shaven by this point

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:02:22 No.109712900 Report

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>>109712730
what tribes are your ancestors from?

(asking for a friend)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:06:08 No.109712996 Report

Quoted By: >>109713451

>>109712520
>A world where bobby grows up to be Bob the chad 6'3 QB for the highschool but also still keeps his charming comedic stint and heart of gold, leading him to untold levels of popularity and making Hank the proudest father on the planet

Absolutely wholesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:07:55 No.109713038 Report

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>>109712900
Family claims a mix of Hupa and Yurok, can't say I ever cared enough to dig too deep into it, but those are two of the most prevalent tribes from where I come from so I have little reason to believe it isn't true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:13:49 No.109713176 Report

Quoted By: >>109713370 >>109713451

>>109707609
Is Bobby still an embarrassing sperg? I have trouble imagining him as anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:16:49 No.109713239 Report

Quoted By: >>109713451

I feel Bobby would just look like a younger cotton hill

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:19:46 No.109713307 Report

Quoted By: >>109713460

>>109713038
are you more of ajohn redcord or joseph gribble kind of native american?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:22:50 No.109713370 Report

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>>109707609
>>109713176
due to the passing similarities, I like to imagine older Bobby is at least a fun sperg. He looks like Coop and I want to joke that Bobby tries to rebuild Hank's originally truck and builds a mecha out of it.

Hank quietly just tells Bobby he can keep it and think of it as a gift from father to son.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:23:28 No.109713381 Report

Quoted By: >>109724108

>>109712730
>>109712813
>Joseph, thinking he was an early bloomer because he started growing facial hair young, is frustrated that he still has a puberty 'stache when all his male classmates now have full facial hair
>Dale is super supportive, constantly telling him that it'll come in any day, that facial hair is a staple of the Gribble family name but he keeps his shaved off "to allow for greater chameleon like ability in the art of disguise and subterfuge"
>Joseph, fed up with waiting, goes to see John Redcorn for a holistic remedy, probably on the advice of Nancy
>John Redcorn takes this opportunity to introduce Joseph to other members of Arlen's Native community to try to help him connect with his unrealized people
>Dale, hearing about this, rushes to the pow wow Joseph and John are at in a panic and, upon getting there, reveals to Joseph the secret Gribble shame: he's never been able to grow a mustache either (in reality, due to some combination of constant tobacco use and conspiracy related radiation dosage) and he's scared that Joseph will get 'cured' by John Redcorn and no longer respect his father
>Joseph accepts his lack of full facial hair, and he and Dale go home
>The next morning, Joseph finds a new hair or two in his mustache, leading to an end of show gag about Dale badgering John Redcorn to 'heal' him like he did for Joseph and Nancy for all those years, leaving John Redcorn in mild disgust

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:25:55 No.109713451 Report

Quoted By: >>109727518

>>109712996
>A world where bobby grows up to be Bob the chad 6'3 QB for the highschool but also still keeps his charming comedic stint and heart of gold, leading him to untold levels of popularity and making Hank the proudest father on the planet
>Absolutely wholesome
exactly, much like how the original show had Hank be a mostly stable center for all the madness surrounding him, I picture being the case for Bobby now(though personally I'm thinking he'd be doing a sport besides Football, maybe he gives Wrestling another try*)

*I could see Bobby becoming a fan of Professional Wrestling as he gets older

>>109713176
>Is Bobby still an embarrassing sperg? I have trouble imagining him as anything else.
he honestly wasn't really much of one in the original series most of the time, and the occasions where he was one usually were due to an external influence and temporary in nature

>>109713239
>I feel Bobby would just look like a younger cotton hill
I can see why you'd think that and it would be kinda fitting, but I'd save that for GH(I'm picturing Hank and Peggy having adopted both him and Gracey by this point)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:26:27 No.109713460 Report

Quoted By: >>109713550

>>109713307
Joseph, my connection to my blood is pretty weak, not because I don't like it but because we moved away from the area those tribes are in when I was young, so I never really got much of an education or exposure to my culture.

Government assistance with health care is pretty sweet though, and I've never had to live on the Rez, so all in all not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:30:04 No.109713550 Report

Quoted By: >>109713591 >>109713657

>>109713460
imo native americans got dicked the worst
t. fucking white male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:32:31 No.109713591 Report

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>>109713550
No point dwelling on it now.
If only the Norse had explored further south and thus spread disease earlier, we could be living in a very different world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:34:55 No.109713657 Report

Quoted By: >>109714027 >>109714710

>>109713550
Our ancestors, maybe. I'm not going to shit on Natives, but if you're able to get off the Rez and away from the toxic mindset there of "white man is keeping me here" then being a Native in modern America is pretty chill, most of the time. There's some social stigma about alcoholism, but that's easily avoided by not being a fucking degenerate.

Those people on the Rez have it rough though, man. I have a few cousins in one i've visited once or twice and the culture is a shitty combination of "we're being oppressed" and "if you leave you're turning your back on your Native people." It makes it really fucking hard to get away from it, which is why so many people end up just wasting away there. I'm not going to say it's entirely their fault, god knows the land is shit and there isn't nearly enough money to improve much, but the mindset is a huge part of the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:37:32 No.109713724 Report

Quoted By: >>109714059

Why do people say Dale isn't the father? He clearly is that boys genetic source

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:48:46 No.109713977 Report

Quoted By: >>109718620 >>109720345

>>109707609
I was going over ideas for this very premise in my head last week.
>Buck dies after his seventh heart attack, causing the Strictland empire to dissipate. Hank, now in his mid to late 50's, unexpectedly finds himself as the new owner of the store he worked at. He considers selling the place off because he's nervous about his newfound responsibilities, but he ultimately decides to stay in-charge so the propane will continue to flow at fair prices. He subsequently renames the store to "King of the Hill Propane."
>Joseph deals with the revelation that his dad has been diagnosed with lung cancer and is likely going to die before he finishes high school. Dale grapples with the prospect of mortality and possibly quitting smoking (in a black comedy sort of way) while having some heart-to-heart moments with Joseph. Joseph possibly realizes that he's not Dale's biological son but decides not to mention it because he loves him (and Dale more or less is his dad regardless of the blood relation).

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:51:18 No.109714027 Report

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>>109713657
yea black ppl say the same shit about black culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 06:52:23 No.109714059 Report

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>>109713724
Clearly Nacy isn't the mom she needs to have a maternity test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 07:21:34 No.109714710 Report

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>>109713657
>>109714027
It's the story of every disadvantaged people everywhere. Being poor fucks up your brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 08:03:39 No.109715432 Report

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>>109711644
>Freshman in highschool
>19
WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 11:53:03 No.109717493 Report

Quoted By: >>109730414

You ever want to jerk it to Mihn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 13:45:53 No.109718620 Report

Quoted By: >>109718662

>>109713977
Pretty sure Joseph knows what's up because Nancy told him dales not his father but his daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 13:49:44 No.109718662 Report

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>>109718620
Nah, Nancy is too chickenshit to tell either of them.
And Joseph isn't smart enough to come up with that whole "everyone is related" schtick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 13:56:21 No.109718726 Report

Quoted By: >>109718781 >>109724097

Connie would be the biggest SJW cunt in Arlen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 14:00:55 No.109718781 Report

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>>109718726
Basically another Daria but more sincere.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 15:58:38 No.109720249 Report

Quoted By: >>109727518

>>109712520

It's so out of character that bobby would be playing football just a few years later. The biggest point of the show was that Bobby wasn't like Hank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 16:05:03 No.109720345 Report

Quoted By: >>109724153 >>109727518

>>109707609

No timeskips please. I'm getting sick of timeskip premise shit.

>>109713977

While the spoiler sounds like something that could happen. I'm almost 95% sure Hank would keep the strictland name because of how much he respected his boss. That and Strictland has children.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 18:12:24 No.109722490 Report

Quoted By: >>109723907

Honestly, with Bobby moving away from Peg, 99.99% of the absolute fucking nonsense in his life dries up and he becomes a good functional benefit to society. And probably marries Connie, eventually.

No idea how many kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:17:49 No.109723907 Report

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>>109722490
Connie's already fucking Joseph though. Do you want bobby to be a cuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:19:37 No.109723949 Report

Quoted By: >>109727518

>>109711844
wait why would connie's boobs be larger? Just so you can jerk off to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:21:35 No.109723992 Report

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While Bobby might not have it in him to become an Athlete, I could see his sense of humor and ability to understand a sport leading to a career as a sports commentator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:22:55 No.109724020 Report

Quoted By: >>109727518

>>109712813
Dale never taught him how to shave so he always misses a few spots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:26:56 No.109724097 Report

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>>109718726
No, she will go alt right because she wants to rebel and since liberalism is the status quo, goes conservative/alt right. Minh and Khan are horrified until they hear Wassanasan's son got rejected from early admissions at his college of choice because of anti-Asian affirmative action and realize Connie is onto something.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:27:20 No.109724108 Report

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>>109713381
Fucking king of the hill plots write themselves dont they, that seemed to easy and too right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:29:11 No.109724153 Report

Quoted By: >>109724226

>>109720345
>because of how much he respected his boss

It was more than that... Buck Strickland was an alternate father figure to Hank, to whom Hank looked (unconsciously) for the validation he never got from Cotton. Ironically, Strickland was abusive in his own way-- not neglectful and cruel the way Cotton was, but he did take advantage of Hank, and Hank let him, because he mistook "blind, unthinking loyalty" for "good work ethic."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:32:58 No.109724226 Report

Quoted By: >>109724349 >>109724506

>>109724153
Idk, I think Strictland was better to Hank when Hank was younger and first starting there. Either that or the flashbacks to that time period are tinted by rose glasses courtesy of Hank.

I think Strictland's bullshit got worse once he started getting older, like him rebelling against his age. Hank seemed to be onto Strictland's shit and knew that Strictland wasn't really a good role model for say bobby, but I think Hank also still believed there was a good man still in there, the one that Hank once did look up to as sort of a father figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:38:34 No.109724349 Report

Quoted By: >>109726897

>>109724226
>Hank seemed to be onto Strictland's shit and knew that Strictland wasn't really a good role model for say bobby,
Honestly how Hank reacted to Buck constantly flip-flopped.
It's either he's aware of what kind of asshat he is but still respects the man he used to be or he just blindly trusts and has faith in Buck and thanks he's the best person ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:44:49 No.109724506 Report

Quoted By: >>109726897

>>109724226
>but I think Hank also still believed there was a good man still in there,
Hank should have given up on that the moment Buck tried to frame him for murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 21:18:52 No.109726399 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 21:46:13 No.109726897 Report

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>>109724349
>>109724506
>I...I love you Sir

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 21:48:01 No.109726940 Report

Quoted By: >>109727518

Does Bobby get even fatter as he ages, or does he settle in at "attractively husky" by the time he's out of his teens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 21:53:57 No.109727039 Report

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>>109707768

Natives in general have TERRIBLE facial hair. The best most native guys can hope for is peach fuzz upper lip or a whispy fumanchu mustache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 22:15:00 No.109727518 Report

Quoted By: >>109730222

>>109720249
>It's so out of character that bobby would be playing football just a few years later. The biggest point of the show was that Bobby wasn't like Hank.
I didn't say he'd be doing football, indeed in another post >>109713451 I suggest that while he would indeed be doing a sport I also suggested it be something besides Football, perhaps him doing Wrestling again

>>109720345
>No timeskips please. I'm getting sick of timeskip premise shit.
they kinda have to do at least something of a time skip due to Luanne and Lucky

>>109723949
>wait why would connie's boobs be larger?
cause Mihn has pretty big boobs herself

>>109724020
clearly Joseph uses Nair to keep his face free of hair

>>109726940
>Does Bobby get even fatter as he ages, or does he settle in at "attractively husky" by the time he's out of his teens?
thread consensus seems to be that he'll end up being huge in general, so while he does have some fat on him, most of his bulk is pure muscle

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 23:42:12 No.109729472 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 23:47:07 No.109729591 Report

Quoted By: >>109730245 >>109730315

Bobby is bills son.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 00:22:43 No.109730222 Report

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>>109727518
>cause Mihn has pretty big boobs herself
She does?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 00:23:47 No.109730245 Report

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>>109729591
Bill is bobby

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 00:26:53 No.109730315 Report

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>>109729591
Shut the fuck up

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 00:32:12 No.109730414 Report

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>>109717493
All the time. That episode where she's competition shooting is bizarrely hot. And of course that scene with her with Joseph is just great

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