>>109655763OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT I HAVENT WATCHED AN MCU IN 5 YEARS
WHY?
I HATE THEM BECAUSE THEYRE POPULAR
THAT’S IT, THAT’S WHAT IT IS, I FUCKUNG HATE THAT THESE ARE THE MOST POPULAR FORM OF THE SUPERHERO
COMICS ARE STILL DYING, THE LAST COOL SUPERHERO CARTOON WAS SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN, THE BOYS WASNT A VERY GOOD ADAPTATION, DISNEY FUCKED OVER MVCI, OHHH, BUT THE FUCKING MOVIES, THOSE ARE MASTERPIECES EVEN THOUGH THEYVE BEEN DONE BEFORE
YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY A CASUAL IF YOU SEE AND ENJOY EVERY MARVEL MOVIE. OF ALL THE DENOMINATORS, YOU ARE THE LOWEST AND MOST COMMON. AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT. YES, I AM 100% ARGUING THAT CASUALS HURT HOBBIES, YOU DONT LIKE THINGS THE WAY I LIKE THINGS, WHICH MEANS STUFF THE WAY I LIKE IT ISNT LIKELY TO GET MADE ANYMORE
TOM HOLLAND IS A PART OF MY LEAST FAVORITE DEPICTIONS OF SPIDER-MAN EVER, BUT EEEEVERY GIRL WITH A GODDAMN PULSE THAT FANCIES THEMSELVES HALFWAY NERDY CREAMS THEMSELVES OVER THE THOUGHT OF HIM LIKE “OMG MY SONNN!!! DADDY STARK AND DADDY VENOM AND EDDIE UwU ~” BITCH PETER HATES THE VENOM SYMBIOTE IT NEARLY RUINED HIS GODDAMN LIFE, THAT THING ABUSED HIM AND IT’S ABUSING EDDIE, GO “STAN” IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND DONT MOVE UNTIL YOU GET HIT
IT’S ALL LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR BULLSHIT BUT EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEYRE COOL FOR LIKING IT EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK HOLLYWOOD AND CHRIS PRATT AND ADVERTISEMENT OUT THE ASS FOR YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE ROCKET RACCOON (WHO DOESNT EVEN SAY THE THING ANYMORE)
ALL THIS TIME I GOT WEIRD LOOKS FOR LIKING THIS SHIT, BUT NOW IT’S COOL AND IT’S IN THE LAMEST, MOST SHALLOW, MOST BANAL FORM EVER. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER THANOS MEME OR ANOTHER SCENE FROM A MARVEL MOVIE REDONE IN COMIC FORM WITH YOUR FUCKING FAVORITE ANIME SHIP ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IM GOING TO SERIOUSLY KILL SOMEONE! AND THAT PERSON WILL PROBABLY BE ME!!!
I’M NEVER NOT GOING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS SHIT, I HATE CASUALS SO FUCKING MUCH, I’M GOING TO P
