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Dee Dee, Dee Dee, I heard this great joke!

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, 'Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!'"