Honestly, I was surprised how straight they played most of the deaths. They had some goofy, out-of-context automated lines from the Splits animatronics, but it was pretty harsh otherwise. The practical effects went a long way too.
>Drooper ramming an oversized lollipop prop down their alcoholic human co-star's throat, then twisting it around after it becomes lodged
>Fleagle sawing the blogger in half while forcing his girlfriend to help move the saw just after he'd proposed
>Snorky running over the asshole stepdad with a Banana Buggy when he finds the security guard beheaded
>Drooper melting the pageant dad's face with flaming hairspray, then forcing him to run an obstacle course to reach a key, which Fleagle then uses to carve open his back and yank out part of his spine
>The show's producer, whose hand is mangled by Drooper, reaches the end of the obstacle course only to have Drooper gorily smash her head in with an oversized mallet before her corpse sinks into a blood spattered ball pit
>The survivors discovering a subterranean hallway piled chest-deepwith the mangled corpses of all the parents from the audience
>The Splits parading the corpse of their dead co-star, lollipop still lodged inside his bulging throat, around like a puppet on a tricycle before setting him on fire in front of the captured children
>The TV exec who cancelled the show is strapped to a makeshift wheel with various endings for the show listed, then suffers death by "banana split", where the animatronics draw and quarter him in front of the children they've captured
>The stepdad miraculously survived only to be punched out by the mom and then he is run over AGAIN by the Banana Buggy and dragged under it in gory fashion as the still-functioning, yet badly damaged Splits are transported off the studio lot