>Go to a Waffle House
>Open door
>Request a Waffle
>The two people working the counter are a chubby, short black woman with braids down to her ass, and a latina with 5 inch nails, and an accent I can hear even though she's screaming indiscriminately
>And they're embroiled in the sickest ghetto fight I've ever seen
>Pulling hair, weaves are flying every which way, the works
>Latina gets pushed over the oven and her face shoved into it
>She pushes off the other girl while clawing her in the face, even though there's a huge-ass grill mark on her cheek now
>Black girl basically lost an eye, clutches her face
>She gets up from the floor and reaches into her cleavage
>Giant-ass fucking katana, easily taller than her
>Slices at the latina, takes part of the counter out with a perfect cut
>Latina dodges with a huge jump
>She turns her entire body around
>Using her claws, she sticks to the fucking ceiling
>Turns out she has claws on her feet, too
>Black girl is bewildered
>Latina screams, "TRANSFORMAR! CHUPACABRA!"
>All of her hair falls off, her skin turns grey, her claws grow longer, and her eyes get bulbous and red
>In a blur, jumps down and chops down the Black girl's arm
>Black girl screams in pain
>Latina picks up the arm and starts drinking from it
>Black girl picks her sword back up with the wrong arm
>Calls the latina a "chicano-ass bitch with a stank pussy"
>Latina turns back to the black girl
>Black girl begins to charge
>Latina throws away the arm, begins to charge
>Katana bisects the latina's body diagonally, making the beast howl like a chainsmoking lion as its upper body topples to the floor
>Claw flies into the black girl's neck at top speed, taking out a huge chunk of it
>Black girl can't even scream as she crumbles to the floor, vainly trying to plug her wound
>Trucker who saw all this unfold from the beginning covered in blood, gives no fucks
>
>They're dead
>Both are dead
>Help myself to some sweet tea
Really wanted that waffle, though. 0/10
