Subaru from re:Zero.
>"You wanna have sex, Subaru? First you get yourself a real name, or if you gotta be a car, be a goddamn American one like GM or Ford. None of that stupid Japanese crap. Second...yeah, the penis ain't doing it for me. You're Asian so, I don't know, you put on a dress and we do it doggy-style or you get a sex-change. And a proper one too. None of that 'oh I cut off my balls' crap. I wanna be dick-deep in an actual pussy. Eh, you know what? I'm just gonna have sex with one of the maids. Seems easier. Have fun with those stretches or whatever you call 'em. Bet your body's gonna look amazing to the doctors after you get stabbed."
