How would you ever enjoy your time and relax if you can't fabricate an illusion of carefree, fashionably shabby backpacker tourist luxury in exotic places none of your friends have been?
How can you have a nice vacation if you can't outdo and impress others?!
You can't have fun on Hawaiian beaches, that's too easy!
You can't tour museums for education in Berlin and Prague, those are like not even brown people countries! Fuck their rich cultural heritage, everyone knows white people are all the same everywhere, duh!
For real, though, Berlin has amazing Asian restaurants. And you can just walk across the street for baklava or an art museum/gallery/historical site. The city is lousy with them.