"Buck Cluck, may I give you a Fuck-Fuck-Fuck for a Buck-Buck-Buck? It is Cheap-Cheap-Cheap!" said Al McWhiggin.
"Well, just don't tell my son. He's a piece of shit and I hope he dies one day." said Buck Cluck.
Al replied, "Then it's Show Time!"
"As ready as I'll ever be, Al!"
Al proceeded to slide his fat greasy dick up Buck's smelly asshole. Buck felt all the love in Al's hairy cum-covered dildo inside his poop-filled butthole.
"Oh Yeah! Faster! Faster! Harder! Deeper!" said Buck Cluck.
Suddenly, jizz was squirting out between Al's penis and Buck's ass. They never felt happier before.
"And now... The Main Attraction!" said Al.
"Oh boy! I can't wait to have your beautiful dick in my mouth!" said Buck.
"Here it goes!"
Al placed his penis inside of Buck's beak. Buck then began to suck on his dildo like a baby bottle.
Buck finally found God.