just imagine anon popping open his kinder surprise, completely unawares that its contents would be changing his very perception of love as he knows it. After hastily scraping off the chocolate coating and shovelling it down his gullet, he pops open the golden capsule within -- the surprise that lurks deep within the kinder.
Imagine him unfurling the instruction leaflet only to be struck aghast by the most beautiful creature he has ever laid eyes on. How could he have known that this was what he'd find? The cheap plastic trinket accompanying the leaflet falls to the ground, discarded -- it offers him no wonders now. For he was but a kinder when he opened that capsule and now, having locked eyes with the two-dimensional vision within, he had finally realised that the true surprise was love.