>>108589800I'll humor you with a single (You), in the extremely unlikely event that you aren't just shitposting for (You)s.
>namefaggingDon't. Everyone can use your name, so it's pointless having one. This is one of the few anonymous "forums" that exist. Being anonymous means you have a chance for honest feedback, instead of useless drivel from faggots that care more about being nice on the internet than giving honest criticism.
If you have an actual reason to be recognizable then use a tripcode. No, being an attentionwhoring faggot is not an actual reason.
>emoticonsDon't. This website is intended for adults. Only children use emoticons. If you want to convey a certain expression then use a reaction image.
>grammarUse proper punctuation/capitalization. Communicating in nigger jive is not welcome here. Same goes for most acronyms. The character limit is 2000 so there's no need to use twitterspeak. Posting is not a race, you have plenty of time to spellcheck.
>didn't lurkAs shit as it turned out to be, you should still be able to recognize Adventure Time, simply because it's virtually impossible to have spent any time here without bumping into that show. This means you didn't bother lurking to aquaint yourself with the site or the boards rules, both written and unwritten.
TL;DR: Lurk more, faggot.