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I had to stop gaming for this so prepare for domination.
My raps will grow faster than your gut and your inflation.
I’m a hardcore gamer main character of C-A-D
My webcomic spawned a cartoon while you did nothing with your degree.
So you’re a cartoonist? You could have fooled me!
My dick’s more popular than S-Y-A-C!
So take a swing at this you beta blue bear scrub!
You may be a cartoonist but at least I have a job!
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Tom Preston:
STOP. DOING. SEXIST. CRAP!
I can’t believe I had to endure such a mind numbing rap!
You want to pit your artistic skills against the likes of me?
Sure I can’t draw hands but at least I don’t Ctrl+V.
I defend women. You showed a child you dong!
8 year olds, dude. That couldn’t be any more wrong.
Check your privilege, Buck. This is a battle you cannot win.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play some Skyrim.
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Tim Buckley:
Run back to your fantasy dragon quests
It’s better than bitching about high heels and large breasts.
How long does it take to finish that dragon mission?
Because I’ve sat here for months waiting for my commission.
Face is Dobbles, your artistic future looks bleak.
Get some exercise and learn to take a critique.
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Tom Preston:
I’m going to spell this out to you at my own pace.
I’m the worst foe you can face so choke that you sexist disgrace!
Who needs a job when you can be your own boss?
This battle’s done. I won.
*Tips fedora*
Sorry for your loss.
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORYYYYY!!!!!
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