I am a hype addict and never end things properly. I barely watch cartoons.
I have never read a comicbook. Read two shitty isekai mangas.
I can't watch cape movies, that shit melts what remains of my brain.
The problem is that while there is a lot of good stuff out there, I can't bring myself to watch it. It's a "/v/ doean't like videogames" kind of problem. I visit /co/ frequently because that way I simulate having friends. I am not ugly and can play a Chadwick McSocialfag when needed, but I am just too lazy to find the people I would like to spend time with.
I am a fanfic addict. I frequently read fanfics on things I haven't watched. For example, I have read at least a dozen evangelion fics without knowing what Ritsuko's face looks like.
I am a ponyfag and have been visiting fimfiction.net
one hour before sleep for the last half a year.
I have touched so many spoilers that I've becone immune to them.
I am a phoneposter, since sitting in front of a pc makes me feel like doing useful things.
I can predict with ~70% accuracy what is going to happen in a Harry Potter fic just by reading its description (not the tags).
I don't have any useful skills besides running fast, being able to google shit that melts people's brains, staying calm and diplomacy. I frequently masturbate using manual semen retention technique. I have probably 10 ideas that seem good for fanfiction, but am too lazy to even start writing and my english a shit.
I have rejected three girls - two were shallow, one was rich & beautiful, white supremacist, hitting on me very aggresively - a definite pick, 10/10... But she definitely was into some cult shit, and I felt like she was just searching for someone to sacrifice. The last two were cartoon enthusiasts also.
When we had to move, I threw away disk cases with cartoons to save space. That didn't matter, because in an airport you can hog +40kg worth of stuff without anyone checking, apparently.
I could be so much more, but have zero regrets.