>>108202267Stage 1: Loss of focus, increased fascination with sparkles, persistent light-headed/ticklish sensation.
Stage 2: Compulsive bouts of affection (snuggling), absentmindedness, cravings for high-sugar foods, irrational desire to listen to 80s-styled synth pop.
Stage 3: Lisping, sensitive cheeks, confused orientation, giggling fits, attention deficit disorder, Predilection for sweaters and skirts.