>>108168583Calling Johnny a virgin is like saying Tom is a shitty mouser. They're constantly getting their comedic cartoon comeuppance because they want it too much, but even in-universe they're just victims of their own tragic single-mindedness, not canonical pathetic losers or anything.
Johnny's a big old goofball momma's boy who could easily endear the pants off a woman, but he's always chasing after smoking hot bimbos who only know how to play hard to get which his universe consists almost entirely of.
