Good for you, better genetics, lucky to be born in a nicer area, and linguistic skills than me, don't you feels so special? Because your post is basically saying things I already know.
And I'm not asking for ape grunts,
I'm asking for actual rules a language can follow. Rules are the opposite of ape grunts. Ape grunts are chaotic with no real meaning. Actual order, rules, proper grammar, that's as far from ape grunts as you get.
Go ahead and feel superior for a moment, I know there are fuckloads of people smarter than me and you're probably one of them, but there's more to life than being smart, like believing in order, and having conviction to hate things and keep hating them. I can't be smart, but I try to be orderly and stick with what I believe in anyway, and I think everyone else should od that too, and this shitty fucking language I believe is one of the barriers to doing so.