>>107814841Obsess over a girl you idolize but don't really know. Creep into her life and stay in the friend zone for a few years. Wear her down until you become entangled in a lukewarm romance until she leaves to follow her dreams. Get depressed, listen to your friends and join an online dating site. After you start getting burnt out on the whole dating scene you confess to the most laid back one that you aren't really looking to get into anything serious. Out of desperation and pity she decides to cheer you up and maybe wear you down.
It's like you didn't even watch the show.
Now just don't pull a Mordecai.
