On the offchance you’re not some fag having a giggle
Please, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.
Fuck off for good. The best thing you could ever do for anyone is to just vanish, without a trace. Nobody likes you, at all. There’s nothing here for you.
Let me reiterate; everybody hates you. Now, that statement usually gets dropped, and it’s not accurate, due to the sheer scope of it, it’s hard for literally everyone in a given group to dislike one person. You’re an exception to this rule of thumb, because you’ve managed to win the ire of everyone on the internet who knows you by being the greasiest little weirdo of the highest caliber.
Tumblr hates you because you’re an asshole with a weird, icky fetish that’s somewhat misogynistic. Reddit is the same way.
4chan hates you because you spam your shitty fetish here that not even /d/ likes everywhere, and without provocation.
Your homeland of funnyjunk hates you because you don’t ever stop spamming shit. Even when you reached a point where your shitty fetish got banned on sight, you just spammed 11 minute long videos of various sources, all cartoons, which fucked up data storage on the site for a spell.