>>107570625>>107571199If you're going to use anime metaphors, the only options is Tenchi Muyo.
Our hero is the decent looking, hard working nice guy that's honest to god kinda fucking dull.
Our first heroine is the spunky girl who's been watching him since he was young and only wants to settle down and have a family with him.
Our other choice is the fiery(to the point of being a bit of a bitch) rich girl who came in a bit later, but also managed to catch the hero's eye for who she is when she lets her guard down.
The two girls are bitter rivals and end up being best friends, who will set aside their differences to keep out any other bitch from getting their man.
And of course, the only answer to Archie's situation is to marry both of them and a few other girls while he's at it and have heaps of daughters, one of whom is a rapist.
