"Son it is time to teach you the birds and the bees"
"but DAAAAD, i already had to hear about safe sex from when Uncle Hal told us about all the diseases he got from those alien girls he met in space"
"and that Jonno, is that why your uncle Hal's penis looks like a rotten shrimp, but I need to explain something diffferent for us. You see with our powers it is very hard to make love to a woman without cutting her in half in a single nut"
"So I'm going to let you watch your mom and me re-enact the process that got you concieved"
"wait WHAT? No please, I promise I'll never have sex for as long as I live!"
"Good, that's all I wanted son"