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>On the left:
>frigid turbocunt
>has to be the best at everything, gets mad at you if shes not
>wouldnt show you an ankle if you payed her
>puts on airs of being a super overachiever; actually just overcompensating for being a flattie
>only into sharpening weapons, murder
>no sense of humor
>outfit makes no sense, looks like something from a medieval hot topic, has skulls of tiny rats on her clothes because thats probably all shes actually killed
>wears armor like a pussy
>doesnt like to be touched
>On the right:
>Warm, affectionate bro-chick
>doesnt care whos best, even though its probably still her
>no body shame, would streak regularly if it wasnt for village rules
>very healthy in the chest region, loves to show it off, not afraid to lord it over Astrid in the bathing hall
>into guy stuff, wants to play video games, drink beer, fuck
>makes dirty jokes
>dresses practically, wears wrestling belt to show off how much of a badass she is and tooth from a massive beast she killed with her bare hands
>no armor because she aint got time to bleed
>kinky as hell, loves it in the ass, wants it more than you, down for freaky bisexual shit
Seriously what kind of maniac would have ever chosen Astrid over the obviously superior option? Hiccup must have hit his head hard.
It probably got hit by Astrid.
>frigid turbocunt
>has to be the best at everything, gets mad at you if shes not
>wouldnt show you an ankle if you payed her
>puts on airs of being a super overachiever; actually just overcompensating for being a flattie
>only into sharpening weapons, murder
>no sense of humor
>outfit makes no sense, looks like something from a medieval hot topic, has skulls of tiny rats on her clothes because thats probably all shes actually killed
>wears armor like a pussy
>doesnt like to be touched
>On the right:
>Warm, affectionate bro-chick
>doesnt care whos best, even though its probably still her
>no body shame, would streak regularly if it wasnt for village rules
>very healthy in the chest region, loves to show it off, not afraid to lord it over Astrid in the bathing hall
>into guy stuff, wants to play video games, drink beer, fuck
>makes dirty jokes
>dresses practically, wears wrestling belt to show off how much of a badass she is and tooth from a massive beast she killed with her bare hands
>no armor because she aint got time to bleed
>kinky as hell, loves it in the ass, wants it more than you, down for freaky bisexual shit
Seriously what kind of maniac would have ever chosen Astrid over the obviously superior option? Hiccup must have hit his head hard.
It probably got hit by Astrid.
