The Mario anime movie wouldn't be so bad if it didn't cut to a walking montage set to that "DOKI DOKI DOKI DOOO IIIIIT!" song every 5 fucking minutes.
And if Mario didn't defeat Bowser by eating Mario Brand Furikakke which was an actual product tie-in and is an awful way to resolve the conflict of the movie.
And if Bowser hadn't been voiced by a woman and have an annoying high pitched squeaky voice that was way out of place.
And if Luigi hadn't been in weird yellow colors with a completely wrong greedy personality instead of his cowardly one.
And if the Mario Bros hadn't been grocers in the American Southwest instead of plumbers from Brooklyn.
And if Peach didn't marry some weird Prince at the end.
Actually, that Mario anime movie sucks. I guess this is one contest that Sonic can finally win.