Club Spongebob is one of the worst Spongebob episodes. I hated that magic conch. It was a bitch. I hated how it treated Squidward by telling him that he couldn't eat any food. It got even worse for him when the ranger was revealed to be a "club member". I felt so fucking bad for Squidward in the whole episode, which is why I refused to watch it every time it came on. I wish Squidward would've smashed the magic conch to pieces, and then knock out Spongebob and Patrick and quickly eat the remaining food.