they'll do the opposite of what the comics do.
>oh shit, Galactus is back. Luke Cage, Daredevil and the other guy Netflix didn't cancel after 2 seasons, go fuck him up
>"wait what? can't we have the avengers do it, or the X-men, I dunno, someone with real powers?"
>no, they're trapped in the fantom dimension of earth-8008135, to save the earth we need a team of teenagers with attitu...
>the thing walks through a wall screaming" OH YEAAAAHH" for no reason
>the other 3 are making reference to the 60s and their first issues from their flying car
>the audience claps
>"no we're not. why doesn't anybody call us, we're 3 blocks away you bastards"
>he says straying at the camera
>the audience claps
>cut to a funeral
>Stan Lee jumps out of the coffin, breakdances for a whole minute
>the audience claps
