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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 22:54:36 2019 No.106705404 View Reply Original Report

>37 counts of rape

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 22:58:44 No.106705464 Report

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>>106705404

>40 pound box of rape

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:05:21 No.106705575 Report

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>>106705464
It also helps to buy the economy size of rape at Walmart, it saves money in the long run

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:13:14 No.106705698 Report

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>>106705575

>40 pound box of raaaaaape, don't open it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7SafOiCXM

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:14:57 No.106705731 Report

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>>106705404
It's okay, OP, he's got an angle.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:29:49 No.106705973 Report

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>>106705404
>37
in a row?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:31:39 No.106706019 Report

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>tfw preschoolers prostitute ring

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:34:57 No.106706070 Report

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>tfw ywn rape Grace Kelly

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:42:29 No.106706165 Report

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>>106705404
>the CHAD captain stern vs the VIRGIN federation judge

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Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:43:09 No.106706178 Report

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>>106705404
He raped so many people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Mar 2019 23:50:47 No.106706295 Report

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>>106706178
and pimped so many preshoolers

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 01:12:14 No.106707458 Report

Quoted By: >>106707550 >>106710460

what's this from

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 01:14:29 No.106707496 Report

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>>106705404
What's this guys angle?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 01:17:46 No.106707550 Report

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>>106707458
A short in Heavy Metal.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 01:23:24 No.106707639 Report

Quoted By: >>106712536

>>106705404
>1 moving violation

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 01:26:06 No.106707677 Report

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>>106707550
Are you serious, I've been seeing this around for years and always thought it was Captain Hero from Drawn Together
They look nearly identical

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 02:45:58 No.106709042 Report

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>>106705404
This is basically how I Rogue Trader.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 02:52:05 No.106709167 Report

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>>106707677
I thought that for a while too.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 02:56:02 No.106709246 Report

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>>106705404
>the preschooler's prostitute ring

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 04:05:23 No.106710460 Report

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>>106707458
This is required viewing
Mods

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 04:38:25 No.106711084 Report

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>post yfw mom finds the preschooler's prostitute ring

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 04:52:38 No.106711335 Report

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>>106711084

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:11:33 No.106711607 Report

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>>106705404
In a row?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:18:36 No.106711695 Report

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>>106707677
I don't doubt the DT animators were inspired by Heavy Metal

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:23:27 No.106711752 Report

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>>106705404
A L L E G E D L Y

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:25:21 No.106711775 Report

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>>106709246
wait what I dont remember that

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:28:50 No.106711820 Report

Quoted By: >>106712091

FUN FACT: Hanover Fist is voiced by Rodger Bumpass

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:48:54 No.106712091 Report

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>>106711820
Yes, it's in the credits and everything.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 05:58:19 No.106712247 Report

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>>106711775
Neither do the preschoolers after all those quaaludes!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:04:30 No.106712306 Report

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>>106707677
I mean, discounting the entire artstyle.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:12:14 No.106712415 Report

Quoted By: >>106712495

How did he even pull off the dope selling nun disguise anyway?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:18:49 No.106712495 Report

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>>106712415
there's some handsome nuns out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:19:22 No.106712499 Report

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I never quite understood the moral of this segment

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:22:16 No.106712531 Report

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>>106712499
innocent until proven guilty.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 06:22:39 No.106712536 Report

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>>106705404
>>37 counts of rape
Pfft
>>106707639
>>1 moving violation
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:01:46 No.106712881 Report

Quoted By: >>106713153

>>106712499
the virtue of anger

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:08:17 No.106712937 Report

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>>106712499
Always have an angle.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:20:11 No.106713040 Report

Quoted By: >>106713051 >>106716785

>>106712306
As someone who hasn't watched DT in over a decade they look very similar to what I remembered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:21:37 No.106713051 Report

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>>106713040
You are very very kind to Drawn Together.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:23:24 No.106713066 Report

Quoted By: >>106713153

>>106712499
He had an angle, Charlie.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:25:10 No.106713081 Report

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>>106709246
What depressing comic is that again?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:28:02 No.106713111 Report

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>>106713081
clarissa

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:33:12 No.106713153 Report

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>>106713066
>>106712937
>>106712881
that was the comic version.
the movie version added the loch-nar and hanover getting killed at the end

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 07:37:12 No.106713194 Report

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>>106713153
That's even more of an angle.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:10:46 No.106713463 Report

Quoted By: >>106713505 >>106715557 >>106721741

STEEERRRRRRRNNNNN
In the french version, he is called Sade, for some reason.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:11:49 No.106713472 Report

Quoted By: >>106726550

>Heavy Metal 2000
what happened?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:15:24 No.106713505 Report

Quoted By: >>106713509

>>106713463
Hanover or Sternn?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:15:39 No.106713509 Report

Quoted By: >>106713527

>>106713505
Stern

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:17:22 No.106713527 Report

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>>106713509
That makes sense.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:17:55 No.106713533 Report

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>>106713527
Does it?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:18:58 No.106713545 Report

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>>106713533
Yeah. Like Sade, as in Marquis de Sade.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 08:24:05 No.106713573 Report

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>>106712499
no morality only money

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 10:32:48 No.106714296 Report

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>>106705404
Don't forget 12 counts of 1st degree Murder.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 10:58:06 No.106714402 Report

Quoted By: >>106742702

>HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES AND BURIED ALIIIIIVE
>I'LL KILL HIM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1Jsz1lj1Y

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 11:05:03 No.106714437 Report

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HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FER 'IM
BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FER 'IM

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 12:49:47 No.106715200 Report

Quoted By: >>106715222

>>106705404
Still dwarfed by Cosby's rape count.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 12:52:48 No.106715222 Report

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>>106715200
Cosby is innocent. Those women knew what going to a man’s house or hotel room without his wife present means.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:03:46 No.106715308 Report

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>>106705464
>>106705698

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:06:47 No.106715332 Report

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>>106705404
How about we make it 38?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:28:02 No.106715481 Report

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>>106705973
based

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:35:59 No.106715557 Report

Quoted By: >>106715664 >>106748545

>>106713463
Well, that's appropriate, because it's probably a reference to the Marquis de Sade, the famed rapist and sex pervert who wrote "The 120 Days of Sodom" and whose name the worst "sadism" is derived from. He was a real stand-up guy who drugged prostitutes and house servants before whipping and raping them.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:38:24 No.106715582 Report

Quoted By: >>106720470

>>106715308
>Robin Williams
Wait what?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 13:46:09 No.106715664 Report

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>>106715557
It was all a big larp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 15:28:09 No.106716785 Report

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>>106713040
>>106707677
They look similar because they're both parodies of Superman.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 17:35:30 No.106718637 Report

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>>106706019
Imagine how tight they must be

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 17:47:31 No.106718808 Report

Quoted By: >>106721206

>>106718637
Nephew, delete this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:41:34 No.106720470 Report

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>>106715582
Just making sure you're paying attention.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:02:53 No.106720839 Report

Quoted By: >>106750158

>>106706019
>>106718637

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:25:54 No.106721173 Report

Quoted By: >>106721295

how would you rank the shorts?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:27:43 No.106721206 Report

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>>106718808
>Nephew, delete this
Can I call you daddy if I do?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:32:47 No.106721295 Report

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>>106721173
stern>alien abduction>plane>bird lady>den>cabbie

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:33:16 No.106721305 Report

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>>106705404
I take if rom this thread that there are people who have never read Captain Stern. Will we have story time?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:44:00 No.106721480 Report

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Let’s start at the beginning.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:45:04 No.106721499 Report

Quoted By: >>106721533

And a little preview of what’s to come.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:47:12 No.106721533 Report

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>>106721499
Now Stern is not the most popular guy. Also don’t mind the dead bodies.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:48:33 No.106721558 Report

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>>106721533
No sweating in the kitchen, ya hear?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:49:36 No.106721582 Report

Quoted By: >>106721609 >>106721610

>>106721558
And here’s Beezer! If you’ve ever wondered what that strange robot in the heavy metal short was about, he’s one of Stern’s best friends. And like any good friend he has concern for Stern’s safety!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:50:59 No.106721609 Report

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>>106721582
Egad! Our hero lays slain on the floor!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:51:19 No.106721610 Report

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>>106721582
is this the first issue?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:52:06 No.106721623 Report

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>>106721609
Cause of death? Not bothered to confirm.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:53:20 No.106721655 Report

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>>106721610
Yep
>>106721623
Not even going to mention the time he sold crack dressed as a nun.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:55:20 No.106721688 Report

Quoted By: >>106721708 >>106721889 >>106734739

>>106721655
Introducing our villain. You may be surprised to learn that Stern’s records may have been embellished. That includes the pre-school prostitute ring.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:56:42 No.106721708 Report

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>>106721688
Some of you may be surprised by the subjects of this surveillance project. And the collection.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:57:48 No.106721725 Report

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>>106721708
We rejoin our hero, even death cannot spare him the attention of others.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:58:54 No.106721741 Report

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>>106713463
i have never seen any other piece of animation with this much unbridled rage shown off

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:59:32 No.106721752 Report

Quoted By: >>106721790 >>106721823

>>106721725
A clever ruse! That’s our Stern!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:00:08 No.106721771 Report

Quoted By: >>106722300

>>106705404
I've never read the Heavy metal comics.
Is this guy in there at all?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:01:17 No.106721790 Report

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>>106721752
A funny little gag, Beezer can only communicate like this, rather than with words.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:03:17 No.106721818 Report

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>>106721790
That Stern’s a slippery one alright

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:03:34 No.106721823 Report

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>>106721752
>>106721790
That's a woman?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:04:32 No.106721839 Report

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>>106721823
biker dyke

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:04:34 No.106721840 Report

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>>106721741
There's the /v/-tan one.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:04:40 No.106721843 Report

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>>106721818
Cake indeed

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:07:03 No.106721877 Report

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>>106721823
Looks more feminine then reboot she ra

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:07:02 No.106721878 Report

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>>106721823
Did the boobs tip you off?
>>106721843
The plot begins to thicken.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:07:57 No.106721889 Report

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>>106721688
>>106721708
?!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:08:40 No.106721897 Report

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>>106721878
And we get a peak into what’s at stake.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:09:03 No.106721906 Report

Quoted By: >>106721963 >>106722008 >>106722028

>>106721877
>>106721878
The boobs and the pronouns, but the jawline
>more feminine *than reboot she ra
as topical and epic as that is, a trap is more feminine than a literal dude. No I haven't seen the new She Ra, I'm a Megg Mogg and Owl sorta guy

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:11:10 No.106721930 Report

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>>106721889
It’s an uncanny similarity, but a standard archetype for the corrupt eccentric business billionaire.
>>106721897
Time to turn on the old Coffers charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:11:49 No.106721938 Report

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>>106705464
>When no one was looking, Stern committed forty rapes.
>He committed 40 rapes.
>That's as many as four tens.
>And that's terrible.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:13:23 No.106721963 Report

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>>106721906
The problem is She Ra’s face looks exactly like Ben 10’s.
>>106721930
Look at this horse’s ass

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:14:26 No.106721982 Report

Quoted By: >>106722013

>>106721963
Calling Hanover fist!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:16:03 No.106722008 Report

Quoted By: >>106722028

>>106721906
Others may pretend to be retarded, but I know what you mean. It's like drawing tits on Superman and getting huffy when someone questions it. But some people are into square jawed manface chicks. Especially in comics

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:16:07 No.106722013 Report

Quoted By: >>106722050

>>106721982
All natural.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:17:20 No.106722028 Report

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>>106722008
>>106721906
she's obviously intentionally masculine looking. she's a bike dyke.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:18:21 No.106722047 Report

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>>106705404
only 37 amateur

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:18:27 No.106722050 Report

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>>106722013
This safe’s in good hands.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:20:40 No.106722083 Report

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>>106722050
And here we see Hanover’s brilliance.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:23:14 No.106722144 Report

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>>106722083
One of my favorite things about Stern is how unflappable he is.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:24:52 No.106722172 Report

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>>106722144
We’ll get to this walking dead business soon.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:27:30 No.106722223 Report

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>>106722172
Beriberi is a vitamin deficiency that can cause heart failure.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:29:16 No.106722254 Report

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>>106722223
Can our clever readers ponder a reason why the dead walk the earth?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:30:14 No.106722268 Report

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>>106722254
magic

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:30:42 No.106722277 Report

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>>106722254

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:30:41 No.106722278 Report

Quoted By: >>106722313 >>106723528

>>106722254
Remember, it’s you can’t just treat the symptoms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:31:59 No.106722300 Report

Quoted By: >>106722367

>>106721771
oh god i hadn't refreshed the thread in a long time
forgive me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:32:44 No.106722313 Report

Quoted By: >>106722367 >>106723255

>>106722278
It’s not altogether unreasonable to think that the moon could be a future garbage dump.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:35:27 No.106722367 Report

Quoted By: >>106722405

>>106722300
Stern is very forgiving.
>>106722313
And the sun a giant incinerator.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:37:14 No.106722405 Report

Quoted By: >>106722451

>>106722367
And when you get bored, you can skeet shoot some zombies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:38:44 No.106722429 Report

Quoted By:

>>106721963
Ya but, people WANT to fuck Ben and She ra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:39:42 No.106722451 Report

Quoted By: >>106722491

>>106722405
Time to come up with a plan Stern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:40:17 No.106722463 Report

Quoted By: >>106722544

>>106712499
I always interpreted it as a way of saying that as great an evil as the Lok'nar is, it can still be frustrated or outsmarted by the evil of men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:41:52 No.106722491 Report

Quoted By: >>106722544

>>106722451
Now let’s see what Coffers is up to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:44:50 No.106722544 Report

Quoted By: >>106722584 >>106722990

>>106722463
Evil’s a strong word, Stern’s more of a slippery fish.

>>106722491
And a master of disguise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:47:08 No.106722584 Report

Quoted By: >>106722684

>>106722544
And here’s the subject of the kids’ research, dinosaurs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:51:46 No.106722684 Report

Quoted By: >>106722742

>>106722584
Thankfully they’ve idiot-proofed the time portal console.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:54:36 No.106722742 Report

Quoted By: >>106722772

>>106722684
Quoting Ahab, but this isn’t quite the same hunt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:56:14 No.106722772 Report

Quoted By: >>106722787

>>106722742
Nope, not a puppy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:57:22 No.106722787 Report

Quoted By: >>106722812 >>106722852 >>106739151

>>106722772
But a singing, dancing zombie isn’t a bad gift right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 21:58:36 No.106722812 Report

Quoted By: >>106722910

>>106722787
those zombies seem pretty chill, at least not the brain-eating kind
just walking around rotting away, doing their old jobs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:00:30 No.106722852 Report

Quoted By: >>106722910

>>106722787
Time for another escape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:03:03 No.106722910 Report

Quoted By: >>106722957

>>106722852
>>106722812
They’re very agreeable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:05:15 No.106722957 Report

Quoted By: >>106722999 >>106723002

>>106722910
Stern and Beezer had to get out of the box and get behind the x-ray machine in time to quip at Aldo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:06:52 No.106722990 Report

Quoted By: >>106723079 >>106735422

>>106722544
>Evil’s a strong word, Stern’s more of a slippery fish.

preschooler's prostitute ring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:07:17 No.106722999 Report

Quoted By: >>106723079

>>106722957
If you noticed the wall damage in any of the previous pages, well done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:07:25 No.106723002 Report

Quoted By:

>>106722957
Any price for comedy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:11:08 No.106723079 Report

Quoted By: >>106723111

>>106722990
Allegedly
>>106722999
Great attention to detail in explaining how the time portal functions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:12:45 No.106723111 Report

Quoted By: >>106723260

>>106723079
Don’t be fooled by Hanover’s hulking frame, as Stern says, he’s rather clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:20:21 No.106723255 Report

Quoted By: >>106723277

>>106722313
Not until we get all the valuable metals off it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:20:42 No.106723260 Report

Quoted By: >>106723378

>>106723111
Like finding a way to leave a message from millions of years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:21:19 No.106723277 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723255
CHEESE GROMIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:27:49 No.106723378 Report

Quoted By: >>106723396

>>106723260
Wyoming has the safe!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:28:59 No.106723396 Report

Quoted By: >>106723434

>>106723378
Who’s on first?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:31:10 No.106723434 Report

Quoted By: >>106723449

>>106723396
Shirley you can’t be serious!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:32:15 No.106723449 Report

Quoted By: >>106723464 >>106723613 >>106723687 >>106723704 >>106723971 >>106733093

>>106723434
Thus concludes issue #1 I hope you all enjoyed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:33:10 No.106723463 Report

Quoted By:

>>106721295
>cabbie last
>Veteran of the psychic wars last
GTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:33:11 No.106723464 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723449
It was really good thanks for turning this thread into a story time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:36:34 No.106723528 Report

Quoted By: >>106742621

>>106722278
Calling it now, it's stuff in the cola

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:41:08 No.106723613 Report

Quoted By: >>106723932

>>106723449
How many issues are there? think you could storytime the rest sometime? I admit I want to see if Illissa/Shirley has a happy ending with her fiance, and if we end up seeing Sternn's infamous trial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:45:25 No.106723687 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723449
This was great, thanks for sharing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:46:16 No.106723704 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723449
Finding out that most of the Heavy Metal stories where based on existing comics stories like this one was a bit of a treat. I need to track down the Den comics one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:50:12 No.106723788 Report

Quoted By: >>106737094

>>106711775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHgMsvpFm08

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:56:54 No.106723932 Report

Quoted By: >>106723977

>>106723613
The trial scene’s actually from volume 3 of heavy metal, which has a slightly different continuity. but it’s short enough that I can do a quick story time here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:59:24 No.106723971 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723449
Thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:59:32 No.106723977 Report

Quoted By: >>106723997

>>106723932
We can all agree that the moving violation is unforgivable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:00:03 No.106723989 Report

Quoted By: >>106724787

>>106710460
>heavy metal
>required
boomer pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:00:34 No.106723997 Report

Quoted By: >>106724023 >>106727686 >>106752024

>>106723977
But it’s ok, Stern’s got an angle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:02:01 No.106724023 Report

Quoted By: >>106724058

>>106723997
Uh oh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:04:00 No.106724058 Report

Quoted By: >>106724077

>>106724023
Permission to treat the witness as hostile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:05:03 No.106724077 Report

Quoted By: >>106724099

>>106724058
Poor Cholly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:06:11 No.106724099 Report

Quoted By: >>106724155

>>106724077
On finding that he can’t use the door, Hanover resolves to tear down that wall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:08:36 No.106724155 Report

Quoted By: >>106724183

>>106724099
It’s a shame the movie didn’t include Hanover eating the robot guards’ guns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:10:42 No.106724183 Report

Quoted By: >>106724199

>>106724155
No hiding from Hanover.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:11:47 No.106724199 Report

Quoted By: >>106724217 >>106726120

>>106724183
A done deal and a great performance from Hanover. One that doesn’t end in being shot into outer space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:12:51 No.106724217 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724199
I actually fell for it.
Fuck, he does not even have to pay his lawyer this way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:16:41 No.106724295 Report

Quoted By: >>106724895 >>106733604 >>106736916 >>106739294

>all the women have manfaces
is there an in universe reson for that?
or is the illustrator just incapable of drawing women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:16:43 No.106724296 Report

Quoted By:

Animation movies for adults were very nice in the 70's-80's.
>heavy metal
>fritz the cat
>rock and rule
They all had interesting settings and had great art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:48:03 No.106724787 Report

Quoted By: >>106725715

>>106723989
As far as western animation goes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:53:16 No.106724895 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724295
dude likes drawing strong jaws

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:59:21 No.106725005 Report

Quoted By:

>this sketch and the comics he's based off of are basically animated movie/adult TV show bait
>gets one section in the movie only

The fact that we didn't get an off-beat Hitchhiker's Guide-esque character drama with this guy is a tragedy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 00:41:22 No.106725715 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724787
as far as things people watch outside of old folks' homes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 01:04:31 No.106726120 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724199
I'm going to need some filenames, this is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 01:18:38 No.106726387 Report

Quoted By:

Don't forget that there would have been a segment between Captain Sternn and the zombies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miar5eKG4uY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 01:26:28 No.106726550 Report

Quoted By:

>>106713472
It was made so Kevin Eastman's wife could star in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 02:26:12 No.106727686 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723997
>word balloons casting shadows

That's neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 03:53:24 No.106730209 Report

Quoted By:

>>106722144
He's more intelligent than Captain Hero for sure, but I'm easily hearing his voice when I read this.
Though that's probably because I've never watched Heavy Metal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 04:04:08 No.106730528 Report

Quoted By:

>>106711775
>>106712247

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 04:13:54 No.106730853 Report

Quoted By: >>106731272 >>106732429

Captain of WHAT, exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 04:26:57 No.106731272 Report

Quoted By:

>>106730853
Federation military I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:05:54 No.106732429 Report

Quoted By:

>>106730853
Of the Good Ship Lollipop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:29:33 No.106733093 Report

Quoted By:

>>106723449
Got more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:39:20 No.106733391 Report

Quoted By: >>106733425 >>106733809 >>106733819 >>106735214 >>106737001

You've been chosen as Earth's representative to achieve space peace. Everything is pretty much taken care of; you just have to show up and attend a brief ceremony and lavish after party. But you must have a military escort, just in case. These are your only two options. Which is the least bad choice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:40:28 No.106733425 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733391
probably sternn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:48:11 No.106733604 Report

Quoted By: >>106733990

>>106724295
Get a load of this weak-jawed pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:56:36 No.106733809 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733391
Sternn will work his angle on the side.
So long as he keep up appearances and makes it look unconnected to us, I'm happy to turn a blind eye.
Zapp Brannigan does not have any sense of decorum and will get us and everyone near us killed.
Plus Sternn's epaulets look better than Zapp's nonsense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 05:56:53 No.106733819 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733391
Brannigan. The mission would be fucked but at least I might go home afterward. Sternn would sell me out for 10 credits and a handjob, or attempt to ransom me back to Earth Gov.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:03:22 No.106733990 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733604
>julie strain will die in our lifetime with a nasty case of super alzheimers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:05:43 No.106734059 Report

Quoted By:

people in this thread are talking about how they thought OP's picture was Captain Hero all this time
I thought he was fucking Bananaman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:33:55 No.106734739 Report

Quoted By: >>106734921

>>106721688
>Stern’s records may have been embellished. That includes the pre-school prostitute ring.
awww

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:41:23 No.106734921 Report

Quoted By:

>>106734739
Yeah. That sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:52:11 No.106735214 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733391
>Brannigan
>Gaston
>Sternn
I wish there were more movies that had guys like these. Guys that are meant to be hated, but somehow are so lovable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 06:59:44 No.106735422 Report

Quoted By: >>106735484

>>106722990
Hey those kids are probably rich. If not, what a fucking asshole.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 07:02:44 No.106735484 Report

Quoted By:

>>106735422
It was either that or sumata. Oh wait, you mean Sternn. Yeah, he is.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 07:29:38 No.106735972 Report

Quoted By:

>>106705404
>37 counts of rape
Not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:12:25 No.106736519 Report

Quoted By: >>106736592 >>106736790

Ok that's fucking it
What's up with the prostitute ring shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:19:55 No.106736592 Report

Quoted By:

>>106736519
Which part befuddles my you good man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:36:58 No.106736790 Report

Quoted By: >>106736850

>>106736519
In the Heavy Metal short, one of the charges read out in the court is that Sternn ran a prostitution ring using preschoolers. Presumably that charge, along with the 37 counts of rape, was included to show how much of an evil prick Sternn was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:40:35 No.106736850 Report

Quoted By: >>106736859

>>106736790
Actually that wasn't something he was specifically charged with by the court. It was something Hanover blurted out about Sternn while failing to present him as a good person during testimony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:41:26 No.106736859 Report

Quoted By:

>>106736850
Guess I remembered it wrong, thanks for the correction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:45:42 No.106736916 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724295
You need to get outside more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:53:05 No.106737001 Report

Quoted By:

>>106733391

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 08:59:38 No.106737072 Report

Quoted By:

>35 Thousand Zoolaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 09:01:44 No.106737094 Report

Quoted By: >>106737651 >>106752163

>>106723788
When the music start playing it's perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 09:50:31 No.106737585 Report

Quoted By:

Bamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 09:58:46 No.106737651 Report

Quoted By:

>>106737094
Great song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1Jsz1lj1Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 10:26:24 No.106737826 Report

Quoted By: >>106750158

>>106706019
pics????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 10:32:44 No.106737869 Report

Quoted By:

>>106712091
>Bumpass
Jesus christ, middle school must've been hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 13:36:09 No.106739151 Report

Quoted By:

>>106722787
>howe dewey, screum, and whenn

Incredible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 13:41:16 No.106739197 Report

Quoted By:

>>106712499
I thought the moral was don't enable evil

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 13:52:14 No.106739294 Report

Quoted By:

>>106724295

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:05:39 No.106740865 Report

Quoted By: >>106740884

Before this thread falls off the board, we now return to Stern Issue 2! This one involves a lot of dinosaurs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:06:42 No.106740884 Report

Quoted By: >>106740901

>>106740865
But then what's a time travel story without some dinos?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:07:44 No.106740901 Report

Quoted By: >>106740926

>>106740884
It seems people are not altogether pleased with Fillmore Coffers' plan to catapult the walking dead into the sun from his moon catapult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:09:14 No.106740926 Report

Quoted By: >>106740978

>>106740901
But he's busy planning an expedition to exotic Wyoming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:12:53 No.106740978 Report

Quoted By: >>106740992

>>106740926
Seems Hanover's not foolish enough to let just anybody track down the safe. And it seems there's a spy in our party's midst.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:13:56 No.106740992 Report

Quoted By: >>106741027

>>106740978
Although this may have been overkill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:15:55 No.106741027 Report

Quoted By: >>106741046

>>106740992
A camping session sounds nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:16:58 No.106741046 Report

Quoted By: >>106741069

>>106741027
Especially after going in circles to 14 different dig sites...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:18:46 No.106741069 Report

Quoted By: >>106741103

>>106741046
I sure hope this doesn't end badly later for Nico and Shirley.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:20:33 No.106741103 Report

Quoted By: >>106741116

>>106741069
Now here's a secret ingredient for your Cola, a fruit so delicious that animals will walk though a 200,000 volt electrified fence to get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:21:38 No.106741116 Report

Quoted By: >>106741147

>>106741103
Wise words Coffers, what's the point in beating someone if you can't let them know you're the one who beat them?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:23:48 No.106741147 Report

Quoted By: >>106741178

>>106741116
Poor Stern, he's just too crafty to stay clean. A man needs his angle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:25:38 No.106741178 Report

Quoted By: >>106741211

>>106741147
Eagle eyed readers may see that Wrightson took the time to draw the negative of the imprint the safe left on the earth over millions of years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:27:44 No.106741211 Report

Quoted By: >>106741227

>>106741178
Stern's military training kicks in as the group come under fire!

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:28:50 No.106741227 Report

Quoted By: >>106741244 >>106741259

>>106741211
But what's this? They're firing cosmic cola?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:30:22 No.106741244 Report

Quoted By:

>>106741227
Who new time travel farming could be so dangerous?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:31:44 No.106741259 Report

Quoted By: >>106741273

>>106741227
Who knew time travel farming could be so dangerous?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:32:47 No.106741273 Report

Quoted By: >>106741287

>>106741259
How about you come here a minute Justine?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:33:54 No.106741287 Report

Quoted By: >>106741313

>>106741273
I always got the vibe that these two were a bit too close for grown siblings...

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:35:26 No.106741313 Report

Quoted By: >>106741341

>>106741287
Stern certainly is an introspective person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:37:20 No.106741341 Report

Quoted By: >>106741372

>>106741313
Does anybody in this thread need Indiana or object to it being turned into a giant graveyard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:39:33 No.106741372 Report

Quoted By: >>106741384

>>106741341
Coffers unintentionally calling himself rotten meat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:40:36 No.106741384 Report

Quoted By: >>106741394

>>106741372
And what a twist! Turns out Hanover's still a step ahead of everyone!

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:41:38 No.106741394 Report

Quoted By: >>106741407

>>106741384
Now for the backstory.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:42:40 No.106741407 Report

Quoted By: >>106741434

>>106741394
But first let's check in on Stern and co.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:44:57 No.106741434 Report

Quoted By: >>106741450

>>106741407
Industrial espionage is no joke kids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:46:00 No.106741450 Report

Quoted By: >>106741471

>>106741434
Although some of you may be too young to remember the Coola wars.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:47:26 No.106741471 Report

Quoted By: >>106741510

>>106741450
And most of us are too young to remember cocaine in our Coke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:48:26 No.106741488 Report

Quoted By:

>>106705404
>37 Counts of rape

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:50:36 No.106741510 Report

Quoted By: >>106741546

>>106741471
The monkeys always choose to be alone with cocaine.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:53:25 No.106741546 Report

Quoted By: >>106741577

>>106741510
Drastic measures indeed.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 16:55:52 No.106741577 Report

Quoted By: >>106741655

>>106741546
But the real question was when did the safe go?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:00:16 No.106741655 Report

Quoted By: >>106741677 >>106741769

>>106741577
Here we have a nice 2 page spread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:01:51 No.106741677 Report

Quoted By:

>>106741655
I like E.I.O. Shame he's only a side character.

gojiraify

gojiraify Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:03:10 No.106741698 Report

Quoted By:

>>106705404
$2
BASED

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:04:51 No.106741712 Report

Quoted By: >>106748956

>>106705404

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:09:51 No.106741769 Report

Quoted By: >>106741817

>>106741655
Yes, supervise the robot move a pile of rocks.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:14:38 No.106741817 Report

Quoted By: >>106741839 >>106743186

>>106741769
Now with this new formula, customers are basically going through withdrawals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:16:09 No.106741839 Report

Quoted By: >>106741867

>>106741817
Remember, Cosic Coola loves you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:18:15 No.106741867 Report

Quoted By: >>106741884 >>106743937

>>106741839
I've actually met 2 people who were in this kind of position in the business world and this is a pretty accurate representation of their mindsets. More is never enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:19:38 No.106741884 Report

Quoted By: >>106741901

>>106741867
Illissa having second thoughts?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:20:40 No.106741901 Report

Quoted By: >>106741919

>>106741884
A pity she may be a bit short on he uptake.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:22:05 No.106741919 Report

Quoted By: >>106741933

>>106741901
All these lessons in evolution and watching the robot move rocks is exhausting.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:23:08 No.106741933 Report

Quoted By: >>106741986

>>106741919
But this will liven things up a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:25:29 No.106741969 Report

Quoted By:

>>106712499
Get a Jewish lawyer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:26:28 No.106741986 Report

Quoted By: >>106741997

>>106741933
Another nice action spread.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:27:32 No.106741997 Report

Quoted By: >>106742011

>>106741986
And a good character witness.
>>106741986
Here comes trouble.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:28:33 No.106742011 Report

Quoted By: >>106742025

>>106741997
Things aren't looking good for our hero.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:29:36 No.106742025 Report

Quoted By: >>106742044

>>106742011
Here we see Stern acting out ofalignment with his Heavy Metal segment, that Stern would have let Justine become dino food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:30:40 No.106742044 Report

Quoted By: >>106742062

>>106742025
And probably wouldn't have gotten whik'd with a tail.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:32:14 No.106742062 Report

Quoted By: >>106742084

>>106742044
oh dear

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:33:47 No.106742084 Report

Quoted By: >>106742100

>>106742062
Well folks, our beloved Captain Stern is in a dire situation. Caught within the jaws of death and millions of years from home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:33:49 No.106742086 Report

Quoted By:

This is an awesome thread. Thanks comic posting anon.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:34:51 No.106742100 Report

Quoted By: >>106742257 >>106743994 >>106744414 >>106744539 >>106747075

>>106742084
What will become of our hero and his group? Will Fillmore recover the lost contents of his safe? And whatever happened to Hanover fist? Find out in the next issue! (if people are still interested in reading more)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 17:45:17 No.106742257 Report

Quoted By:

>>106742100
Please do go on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:05:36 No.106742621 Report

Quoted By:

>>106722254
No more room in hell? Iunno man, in horror it's generally a bad idea to explain the exact cause of the weird shit that's happening, because the unknown is generally more intimidating than the known.
>>106723528
Yeah, probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:07:17 No.106742654 Report

Quoted By:

>>106705575
>yfw people have to stock those economy sized boxes of rape
>people having to deal with rape at work because customers keep opening up the boxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:10:28 No.106742702 Report

Quoted By: >>106743396

>>106714402
Best song in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:37:58 No.106743186 Report

Quoted By: >>106744081

>>106741817
I'm told New Coke actually tasted pretty good and that Coke Classic doesn't actually taste like the original Coca Cola. Trying new Coke is one of the really dumb things I'd do with a Time Machine, Along touching a Dinosaur seeing the Roswell (and/or Tunguska) event and possibly meeting Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:47:40 No.106743378 Report

Quoted By: >>106744211 >>106744595

Would an allosaurus even find human sized prey worth the effort?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 18:48:59 No.106743396 Report

Quoted By:

>>106742702
Cheap Trick is GOAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:18:16 No.106743937 Report

Quoted By:

>>106741867
That sounds like a story in itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:20:42 No.106743994 Report

Quoted By:

>>106742100
Im here an interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:24:41 No.106744081 Report

Quoted By:

>>106743186
>and that Coke Classic doesn't actually taste like the original Coca Cola
of course it doesn't they took the cocaine juice out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:31:55 No.106744211 Report

Quoted By:

>>106743378
It probably would give it a shot if the Human was out in the open/unaware

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:39:45 No.106744366 Report

Quoted By:

Story time anon here, if the thread’s still up in three hours I’ll start posting issue 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:42:18 No.106744414 Report

Quoted By:

>>106742100
yeah punch me in

SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH

SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:48:47 No.106744539 Report

Quoted By:

>>106742100
I am very interested in a continued storytime. This is awesome and I am very grateful you've posted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 19:51:40 No.106744595 Report

Quoted By:

>>106743378
Hell yeah they would, we would be easy to catch and provide probably a days worth of energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 20:06:28 No.106744878 Report

Quoted By: >>106744902

>>106721818
What happens to them now seeing as their bikes won't start and all they've got are their suits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 20:08:00 No.106744902 Report

Quoted By:

>>106744878
Don’t worry anon, they’ve got an angle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 21:10:36 No.106745953 Report

Quoted By: >>106746095

>no Moebius segment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 21:18:46 No.106746095 Report

Quoted By:

>>106745953
What does Sonic the Hedgehog have to do with this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:21:38 No.106747075 Report

Quoted By: >>106747108

>>106742100
I'm back and so is Hanover Fist!

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:23:27 No.106747108 Report

Quoted By: >>106747121

>>106747075
Hope you're all enjoying the story so far.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:24:30 No.106747121 Report

Quoted By: >>106747144

>>106747108
We left our hero grasping at the jaws of death and rejoin him in much the same situation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:25:47 No.106747144 Report

Quoted By: >>106747166

>>106747121
EIO to the rescue!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:27:08 No.106747166 Report

Quoted By: >>106747179

>>106747144
Don't worry Nico, it's never too late when it comes to time travel!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:28:16 No.106747179 Report

Quoted By: >>106747195 >>106747858

>>106747166
How does an evil villain celebrate beating two people unconscious and stranding his arch nemesis to be eaten by a pack of dinosaurs? With pie a la mode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:29:19 No.106747195 Report

Quoted By: >>106747226 >>106747858

>>106747179
And of course the most satisfying thing in the life of such a man is denying others pleasure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:31:39 No.106747226 Report

Quoted By: >>106747246

>>106747195
Nothing like nearly being torn apart by a hungry dinosaur to work up an appetite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:33:02 No.106747246 Report

Quoted By: >>106747275

>>106747226
Ever the adventurer is Stern.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:35:18 No.106747275 Report

Quoted By: >>106747299 >>106747889

>>106747246
Now let's ride some dinos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:36:49 No.106747299 Report

Quoted By: >>106747323

>>106747275
Earth's not looking too good, garbage men are so busy flying zombies to the moon that there's no time for trash collection.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:38:16 No.106747323 Report

Quoted By: >>106747367

>>106747299
Poor Coffers can't even walk down New York's trash-filled streets without being attacked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:41:12 No.106747367 Report

Quoted By: >>106747385

>>106747323
And resorts to hiding in a garbage truck full of zombies,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:42:15 No.106747385 Report

Quoted By: >>106747405

>>106747367
Decapitating dinos really takes the edge off a stressful day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:43:19 No.106747405 Report

Quoted By: >>106747427

>>106747385
Although using your bare hands to do it shows a fairly high level of stress.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:44:59 No.106747427 Report

Quoted By: >>106747444

>>106747405
Pine nuts certainly don't sound very tasty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:46:04 No.106747444 Report

Quoted By: >>106747476

>>106747427
So let's sample some mushrooms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:47:57 No.106747476 Report

Quoted By: >>106747508 >>106747526

>>106747444
Why knot indeed Beezer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:49:49 No.106747508 Report

Quoted By: >>106747610

>>106747476
You know the dialogue in this is really well-written

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:50:42 No.106747526 Report

Quoted By: >>106747610

>>106747476
Clever girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 22:56:26 No.106747610 Report

Quoted By: >>106747667

>>106747508
Wrightson had been working on Captain Stern stuff for more than 16 years by the time this was published, there's some nice polish in this story.
>>106747526
I sure hope this doesn't have any terrible consequences, but what's the worst that could happen? Anybody want to take a guess?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:00:09 No.106747667 Report

Quoted By: >>106747712 >>106748025

>>106747610
Looks like more trophies for Coffers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:03:01 No.106747712 Report

Quoted By: >>106747745 >>106747803 >>106747830

>>106747667
WTC still standing I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:04:34 No.106747745 Report

Quoted By: >>106747792

>>106747712
With all the zombies walking around it's a wonder Coffers doesn't find some way to make more money off them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:06:52 No.106747792 Report

Quoted By:

>>106747745
He has! Early on we saw some zombies working in one of his factories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:07:18 No.106747803 Report

Quoted By:

>>106747712
Coffers explain the real estate market very succinctly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:08:51 No.106747830 Report

Quoted By: >>106747849

>>106747712
Oh no! Could this be it for Stern, Justine and Beezer!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:09:55 No.106747849 Report

Quoted By: >>106747869

>>106747830
Hmm? Something bigger than a heard of dinosaurs is coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:10:27 No.106747858 Report

Quoted By:

>>106747179
>>106747195
And here's me thinking I thought I knew what evil was before this moment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:10:58 No.106747869 Report

Quoted By: >>106747902

>>106747849
Calling Hanover Fist!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:12:12 No.106747889 Report

Quoted By: >>106747973

>>106747275
>Are you gonna spoil your first Dinosaur Ride by worrying?
There's something cosmically obscene about a guy like Sternn being the most sensible person in the comic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:12:48 No.106747902 Report

Quoted By: >>106747935 >>106747973

>>106747869
Hanover put a lot of faith in Stern to make it back to him, three years spent wrestling dinosaurs and carving messaged into bedrock can't have been easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:14:26 No.106747935 Report

Quoted By:

>>106747902
S'Nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:16:24 No.106747973 Report

Quoted By: >>106748016 >>106748060

>>106747889
Stern is one of those people for whom the universe seems to fold for their own convenience. If you know that you've got that kind of luck why wouldn't you just go with the flow?
>>106747902
Let's check in on Aldo and Nico

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:18:35 No.106748016 Report

Quoted By: >>106748052 >>106748157

>>106747973
Mama Fiste gave her son good advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:19:06 No.106748025 Report

Quoted By:

>>106747667
It's hard to think of something sadder than being sent back in time and having to kill dinosaurs because your boss did something dumb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:20:12 No.106748052 Report

Quoted By: >>106748076

>>106748016
What could be worse than refreshingly addictive cola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:20:43 No.106748060 Report

Quoted By: >>106748112

>>106747973
Yeah, but I was introduced to this guy as a horrible bastard who was on trial for a few million different crimes and one moving violation. I dunno, I guess I keep on waiting to see him do something worthy of being torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive. And he keeps on being this Ferris Bueller affable troublemaker type of guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:21:38 No.106748076 Report

Quoted By: >>106748112

>>106748052
I wonder?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:23:35 No.106748112 Report

Quoted By: >>106748130

>>106748060
That's exactly who he is. In the trial scenario his enemies had him up on trumped up charges. He was calm because he knew he was innocent and that his angle with Hanover would get him out, it's like a game to him.
>>106748076
Now hold onto your butts folks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:24:39 No.106748130 Report

Quoted By: >>106748185 >>106748289

>>106748112
Because things are about to get funky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:26:09 No.106748157 Report

Quoted By:

>>106748016
This is what happens when you give your accomplice 36 Million years of downtime waiting on a pick up.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:28:08 No.106748185 Report

Quoted By: >>106748202 >>106748238

>>106748130
The protestors have begun burning effigys, but they might not be ready to give up their Cola quite yet.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:29:18 No.106748202 Report

Quoted By: >>106748234

>>106748185
Oh good, she's learning.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:30:52 No.106748234 Report

Quoted By: >>106748259

>>106748202
Nice use of EIO to make sure that our heroes wouldn't miss the portal opening again.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:30:55 No.106748238 Report

Quoted By: >>106748286

>>106748185
Dunno why Coffer's in such a hurry to get rid of the dead people, they buy Cosmic Coola too.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:32:02 No.106748259 Report

Quoted By: >>106748286

>>106748234
Yeah Justine, what's your problem?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:34:09 No.106748286 Report

Quoted By: >>106748327

>>106748238
True, but they clog up the streets and smell awful. Better fling them into the sun. As for the R.O.W.D.I.E.S, I think they just want to protest something for the sake of it.
>>106748259
Something very naughty indeed.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:34:30 No.106748289 Report

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>>106748130
>that spoiler

EXCUSE ME

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:36:39 No.106748327 Report

Quoted By: >>106748359

>>106748286
Good old Stern, the simplest solution is often the best one.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:38:37 No.106748359 Report

Quoted By: >>106748396

>>106748327
Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex. Time to show Coffers what his tampering with time and nature has wrought.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:40:30 No.106748396 Report

Quoted By: >>106748420 >>106748454

>>106748359
Earthworms have a vital role to play in the ecosystem.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:41:50 No.106748420 Report

Quoted By: >>106748444

>>106748396
Here comes the truth for poor Nico, how will he handle it?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:43:16 No.106748444 Report

Quoted By: >>106748471

>>106748420
Possibly better than Justine's handling the news about shooting the dinosaurs.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:43:44 No.106748454 Report

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>>106748396
Lets just say the entire animal kingdom deserves better than to be compared to Coffers and leave it at that.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:44:31 No.106748471 Report

Quoted By: >>106748523

>>106748444
So, are our heroes and possibly our villain ready to face down zombie dinosaurs?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:46:45 No.106748507 Report

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Anyone know somewhere I could download all these comics?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:47:18 No.106748523 Report

Quoted By: >>106751239

>>106748471
Oh the humanity! Look at the terrible tragedy man's careless greed and ambition has wrought. Can our heroes solve the plague of zombie dinosaurs and bring Fillmore Coffers to justice? I'm sure he's got a moving violation somewhere in those secret files. Tune in for issue 4 next time!

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2019 23:48:20 No.106748545 Report

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>>106715557
I wish I hadn't looked this up.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 00:07:17 No.106748956 Report

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>>106741712
Incredibly underrated post.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 00:22:50 No.106749293 Report

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>>106715308
>The Neverending Rape
kek

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 01:04:27 No.106750158 Report

Quoted By: >>106751089

>>106706019
>>106720839
>>106737826

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 01:50:48 No.106751052 Report

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Is there more?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 01:52:46 No.106751089 Report

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>>106750158
ANON YES
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SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH Mon 01 Apr 2019 02:01:11 No.106751239 Report

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>>106748523
I hope i'm here for it. I'm really enjoying this series.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 02:46:30 No.106752024 Report

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>>106723997
He looks like a demented superman in that first panel

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 02:53:55 No.106752163 Report

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>>106737094
yes

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2019 04:19:39 No.106753559 Report

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>>106706178
All dose poiple

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