>>106509575Hello ladies.
Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped all of... *this*... and started acting like a viking he could *seem* like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You're on a longboat with the viking your man could be like.
What's that in your hand, back at me, I have it.
It's a battleaxe, forged from the finest steel.
Look again, the axe is now a cup of bracing yaknog.
Anything is possible when your man's a viking and not *that*.
I'm on a Thunder Drum.
