>be me, Batgirl
>patrolling the city at night
>some obese thugs are harassing a poor Taco vendor
>I make a cool entrance kicking one of them in the face
>the other one tries to stab me, I kick him in the batballs
>"How ya like 'em apples, porksoda !!"
>Batman is totally wrong, stealing one-liners from other comics DOES make me look rad as fuck
>the owner of the taco stand thanks me and offers a free meal
>remember Batman telling me it is a bad idea to eat while on duty
>I am hungry as fuck though
>Accept the tacos and scarf them down, what the hell does Batman know anyway?!
>feelsgood.batsignal
>People see me eating tacos and take out their phones filming me
>stomach starts rumbling, cold sweat on my forehead, I even get the shivers
>keep eating and bite something hard
>it is a dog collar tag, it says "Firulais" wich is mexican for "Fido"
>my keen instinct of observation tells me these tacos are made of dog meat
>I gotta go to the toilet
>look around to see toilet, nothing, except for a dirty bucket surrounded by flies that says toilet on it, sitting next to the taco stand
>Can't use taco stand bucket with all the people filming me
>run back to my place
>manage to jump across rooftops holding the shit in till I make it home
>enter my place and rush towards the toilet without even turning on the lights
>too busy taking all my sweat drenched costume off
>take everything off except my pants
>open the door to the bathroom while pulling my batpants down
>trip on something
>forgot the bathtub was blocking the door
>land in bathtub hitting my head hard, accidentally hit the light switch with my foot
>shit comes out, erupting like a volcano, it sprays everywhere and then hits me n the face
> I have security cameras all over apartment, they are activated by sound
>I try to scream for help, this activates the toilet cam
>it takes photos
>it uploads them to the internet
>the photos become viral
>can`t show face in public again
>burn Batgirl costume
>become Tubgirl
>mfw
