/co/, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the
pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I
decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to
take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of green
shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly the exact same color as
sopor slime. I have this fantasy about being a troll for a day, and
that fantasy includes sleeping in a recuperacoon. In a fit of
desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of green
shampoo. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret
my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the
shampoo up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub,
being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out,
stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely
filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea
almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking
about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake sopor, pretending
my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I went to get out of the
tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this
soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm
writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, /co/