It’s up on Netflix and currently also on youtube. I really recommend just watching the first three and a half minutes, because it really sets the bar for how shitty the rest of the movie is gonna be. If you think to yourself “eh, that’s not so bad, I can keep watching,” then you’ll probably want to stop at the first fart joke. That’s where I pretty much gave up on it having any redeeming qualities.
Lemme try to list some of the things I thought made it bad>there are these hideous, badly designed and annoying bat minions that aren’t in any of the advertising, but play a surprisingly big role in parts>the original language is german, and the english dub is just bad. all of the acting is bad, and occassionally it felt like they were struggling to fit in a translation and the dialogue came out weird>fart jokes>general generic cheap whacky cgi movie hijinks/characters, which are worse next to all the other flaws>villian seems like an actually maybe pretty cool guy until he flips gears and becomes a supervillain, kinda hard to follow that we were supposed to hate him the whole time>bad editing or scripting putting in a couple of really awkward cuts. I went back and rewatched the first couple minutes just now, and the first one happens when they just stop singing mid song number in a sudden and awkward way. It was being sung badly, but still it was a weird cut. And I’m pretty sure it happens a couple more times, just a visibly badly made film
Here’s the funnest and most confusing flaw though>I don’t know who this movie is aimed at. The marketing makes it out to be a kids’ movie where the whole family is gonna get equal parts, but then it turns out the main character is by and far the mom, and the entire story revolves around Dracula trying to convince her to leave her family and fuck him. The other family members all just get their own B plots. It’s not even a romance or love triangle because the husband is hardly featured.