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>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you are being asked to judge us today, and I suppose we're all easy to judge. Take me for example. I'm short. I can be obsessive at times. My pants are too tight. Sure, my breath is repulsive and I always smell like I just got back from the gym, so moist. And yes, I have some back hair, but it's not too much. I nervously bite my toenails and they get stuck in my teeth. I'm so pale, you can see my veins. Look! Look at my veins! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at my veins! I don't know what it's like to love, or to be loved. That's why I go to bed at night, wondering if I'm going to die alone, and of course, I will. Anyway...where was I going with this? Oh, right, you can't handle the truth! Thank you.
This was the most relateable scene I've ever seen in any media ever
