>>105799392I mean, this could be done in any number of ways.
RENEE: Brun, your dad's on the phone.
BRUN: Mmmmmhhh, don't wanna.
RENEE: He says it'll be the last time before he goes back to Lebanon. Your mom, too.
BRUN: Mmmmhhh, phone so far away, legs don't wanna walk.
RENEE: Why do we have a stupid landline anyway? Can't you get an iPhone or something?
BRUN: Too blinky, don't like too blinky.
There, you have the ethnicity, autism, and a good reason to have Renee answer the phone for Brun. This idea is probably shit because I thought it up in 10 seconds, but it's still better than Jeph's attempt.
