Teddy: Oh uh, hey Bob. What's up? Whacha doin?
Bob: Teddy get out of here, can't you see I'm trying to make love to my wife?
Teddy: Oh uh yeah, I see. Hey Lin!
Linda: Hii Teddy!
Teddy: Boy sure looks like you guys are having a lot of fun in there... hehe
Bob: Yeah, well we're trying to Teddy.
Teddy: [looks at the ground] Yeah heh uh yeah... heheh
Linda: Yeah Teddy, why don't you come join us?
Teddy: Oh wow Lin you really mean it?
Linda: Yeah, come on! There's plenty of room here!
Teddy: Oh haha wow, OK! Sure!
Bob: No. Teddy, no.
Linda: Oh Boooooobby, come on, let Teddy have sex with us!
Teddy: Yeah come on Bob, I'm really good! I promise I won't mess up or anything, you won't even know I'm here!
Bob: no. Out of the question. I won't-
Linda: [talking over Bob] Come on Bobby...
Teddy: [also talking over Bob] Yeah come on Bob, please?
Bob: No-no...NO! I said NO, alright!?
Teddy: Alright, jeez Bob, you don't have to yell!
Well you two just have fun then. Just the two of you... together... alone... [exits]
Linda: Come on, Bobby. Why couldn't you let Teddy play with us?
Bob: Linda, I am not going to have a three way with Teddy. I don't want to have Teddy in my bed at all!
Linda: You know what Bobby? You're selfish. Your friend came to you in a time of need, and you just shoo'ed him away! All just because you wanted some... some... nooky!
Bob: Linda, you're overreacting. Plus, sex? You don't see how this is private... or anything?
Linda: Bobby... come on. He's your best friend!
Bob: Linda... I...
Linda: Come on, where's the adventurous man I fell in love with?
Bob: Hehehe.... oh fine. We'll let Teddy in. But just this once, OK?
Linda: Oh Bwoooobby, you really mean it!?
Bob: Y-yes, I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's have a 3-way with Teddy.
Linda: Oh Bobby I'm so proud of you! Here, wait right here, I'll call him and tell him to come back over!
Bob: Hehehe... [close up to his suddenly somber face, dramatic fanfare] Oh my god.