Well anons. This is it. Steven Universe is finally dead.

And you know what? The only thing I can think to do is make a fart noise for as long as my lungs will possibly allow me too. The show ending feels exactly like letting loose a fart that you've held in for too long.

It ended because the main character made fun of Mega Space Hitler Genocide Extreme? That's the great climax? No U, Tee Hee?

Wow, I was fucking right. This show would have been better off ending in season one, with Steven dead on the fucking beach because he lost control of his powers.