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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 02:17:55 2019 No.105411432 View Reply Original Report

How does he do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:25:00 No.105411574 Report

Even back then they know Xmen appeals to the faggots/Jews and niggs and liberal retards

They need a Wolverine to hook in the Straight white man, the most valuable demographic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:28:51 No.105411661 Report

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>>105411432
Women love short men.

That's what they want you to believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:30:19 No.105411687 Report

Quoted By: >>105411831

>>105411432
Father figure and there is not a girl alive without daddy issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:31:49 No.105411727 Report

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>>105411574
what the fuck are you talking about

like 60% of the classic X-men were straight white males

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:32:00 No.105411733 Report

Quoted By: >>105411920 >>105412791

>>105411432
He's everything the self-inserting authors wish they could be.

>Strong
>Wise (not intelligent, big difference, bub)
>Near immortal
>Gets the girl
>Has a Doesn't-take-shit-from-anyone attitude they wish they could have
>Smokes cigars, like a real man
>Drinks
>Is looked at as an authority figure by some peers

Wolverine is a wish-fulfillment character for the author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:35:46 No.105411831 Report

Quoted By: >>105413483 >>105420073 >>105423896

>>105411687
>there is not a girl alive without daddy issues.
source for that outlandish claim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:39:05 No.105411908 Report

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>manlet
>smells bad
>likes underage girls
Self inserting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:39:46 No.105411920 Report

Quoted By: >>105411994

>>105411733
And he's a total weeb, but no one makes fun of him for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:41:39 No.105411968 Report

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>>105411432
It doesn't matter cause their all GODDAMN MUTIEEEEES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:42:46 No.105411994 Report

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>>105411920
Fuck, I forgot about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:43:04 No.105412006 Report

Quoted By: >>105412082 >>105412218 >>105414511

>>105411432
lots of girls have daddy issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:46:21 No.105412082 Report

Quoted By: >>105412146 >>105412218

>>105412006
and boys have mommy issues?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:48:54 No.105412146 Report

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>>105412082
Where do you think the whole "mommy gf" meme comes from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 02:52:06 No.105412218 Report

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>>105412006
>>105412082
If you're talking to someone and they don't have a weird parent based issue... just leave them, they're not worth the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:00:23 No.105412404 Report

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Do what? Get a shirt to show the outline of all his abs?

That drawing gets shittier the longer you look at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:01:45 No.105412443 Report

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unlimited stamina and acceptance to get stabbed mid and post orgasm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:05:24 No.105412540 Report

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Logan's a headlong bad-ass and -- at least according to comic writers -- those guys get girls.

On the other hand, concerning those in the picture with Logan...

Jubes, Kitty, and Rogue are essentially friends and/or little sisters.

He's canon-banged Storm.

The mess of a relationship he's had with Jean is legendary. They've been interested in each other, but that's about as far as it's got

I've always had the impression that he and Betsy were just friends. Did I miss something?

And I make no claims about his relationship with Lockheed.

So what Logan is 'doing' is having a mixture of relationships with the women he lives with in the X-Mansion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:13:22 No.105412736 Report

Quoted By: >>105412807 >>105416849

>>105411432
Move along bub, superior Homo Superior is coming back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:15:33 No.105412791 Report

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>>105411733
Plus there has to be some kind of novelty to getting fucked by an immortal mutie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:16:08 No.105412807 Report

Quoted By: >>105413119 >>105414496 >>105423534 >>105426239

>>105412736
y'know for a scrawny dude with glasses if he got over the "Muh JEans" "Muh Emma" he'd crush Peter Parker levels of puss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:30:07 No.105413119 Report

Quoted By: >>105413512

>>105412807
Scott isn't scrawny, he just looks thin standing next to absolute U N I T S like Wolvie and Colossus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:48:33 No.105413483 Report

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>>105411831
Your mom fucks your dad. Daddy issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:50:03 No.105413512 Report

Quoted By: >>105413951 >>105414182

>>105413119
You can't be 5'2 and an absolute unit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 03:50:13 No.105413514 Report

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>>105411432
Literally who am I looking at?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:06:32 No.105413951 Report

Quoted By: >>105414090 >>105414138 >>105425701

>>105413512
This, and attempting to do it, ironically makes you seem even shorter.
>mfw I'm 5'3
I am forever salty that I've been denied my birthright of living deep beneath a mountain, where I can hoard shinies and kill my liver from guzzling alcohol like water.
Instead I'm forced to shitpost from a city, away from my lonely mountain home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:10:56 No.105414090 Report

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>>105413951
Well at least you can still kill your liver, the dream isn't dead yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:12:34 No.105414138 Report

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>>105413951
Move to Salt lake coty or denver, there you can have a city with mountains

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:14:04 No.105414182 Report

Quoted By: >>105414199

>>105413512
You can be W I D E even if you're not tall. Like a buff midget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:14:39 No.105414199 Report

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>>105414182
Just makes you a chode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:15:06 No.105414214 Report

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>white
>jacked
>asshole

Literally the only three things you need to pull a 10/10, in fiction or in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:22:56 No.105414455 Report

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>>105411432
He has a minor power that, he doesn't even know, his body gives off sex pheromones. Where did you think Drake got it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:24:33 No.105414496 Report

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>>105412807
Emma is good puss, though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 04:25:10 No.105414511 Report

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>>105412006
>lots of girls have daddy issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 05:16:52 No.105416058 Report

Quoted By: >>105416323

>>105411432
Just missing Nightcrawler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 05:24:15 No.105416323 Report

Quoted By: >>105417044 >>105426262

>>105416058
Kurt and Logan are just bros, not homos. Plus he has just as many women lining up to fuck him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 05:40:47 No.105416849 Report

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>>105412736
You'll always be just 'Homo' to me Scott

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 05:47:58 No.105417044 Report

Quoted By: >>105417603

>>105416323
Lara Croft gave Kurt her number?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 06:07:56 No.105417603 Report

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>>105417044
She’s an adventurous girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 07:42:16 No.105420073 Report

Quoted By: >>105423323

>>105411831
>doesnt like a generalization about muh womminz
>immeadiately screeches BAAAWWWW SOURCE
checks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 07:58:34 No.105420425 Report

Quoted By: >>105421079

>>105411432
his fanboys got jobs as writers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 08:36:01 No.105421079 Report

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>>105420425
Name three

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 08:37:12 No.105421093 Report

Quoted By: >>105421128

>>105411432
he never fucked Kitty and Jean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 08:40:30 No.105421128 Report

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>>105421093
Well Kitty’s his daughteru and Jean’s pussy is cursed anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 08:41:47 No.105421144 Report

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>>105411432
None of those girls look like they're happy to be there at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 08:49:39 No.105421239 Report

Quoted By: >>105421635

The badass with a heart of gold type plays well off ingénues. Youth is an important element of ingénues.

Wolverine is basically ageless, but the ingénues keep aging. They become older characters but they still want Wolverine to have an innocent upbeat character to play off of so they replace the last one with the newest young one.

Is one of those girls Hope? is Hope still a thing? if she is, I bet the next girl who ends up in Wolverine's harem is hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 09:22:09 No.105421635 Report

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>>105421239
Due to constant time fuckery plus periods of being dead and possible mutant aging differences it’s not like many of the X-girls age past young adulthood anyway, with some like Jubilee just staying teenagers forever. Same goes for the guys, come to think of it. Cyclops, Nightcrawler, and Colossus should chronologically be in their 30s by now but they all still look really young.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 09:39:55 No.105421824 Report

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>>105411432
I liked Storm and Wolverine as couple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 11:55:32 No.105422842 Report

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What anime does he watch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 12:02:31 No.105422883 Report

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>>105411432
where's mystique?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 13:02:00 No.105423295 Report

Quoted By: >>105425768 >>105426527

>>105411432
It's a mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 13:05:15 No.105423321 Report

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>>105411432
He only fucked one of those women though?

He almost fucked the redhead too. Almost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 13:05:26 No.105423323 Report

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>>105420073
not an argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 13:37:46 No.105423534 Report

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>>105412807
And people call Wolverine is the author's self-insert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 14:19:59 No.105423896 Report

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>>105411831
Holy shit, we got a live one, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 15:00:01 No.105424269 Report

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>alpha
>mid aged look
>fit
>nice height for girls who like to imagine he is a little boy
>smoke and drinks
>badboy with honor and a good hearth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 15:08:28 No.105424367 Report

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>>105411432
>No emma frost
he has shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 15:58:12 No.105424908 Report

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>>105411432
dudes been alive for a long long longgg time and is probably some kind of sex wizard by now

add in the fact he's got superhuman endurance he could fuck for 24 hours straight and make them have multiple multiple orgasms

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 16:10:14 No.105425045 Report

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He's good looking, he's alpha as fuck, he's strong, and he's a father figure in a world where the girls he interact with are mutants shunned by their fathers - daddy issues.

The only girls he can't get either don't interact with him or are already compromised in a almost spiritual level with someone else, and even those would gladly cuck their boyfriend/husband should Logan allow them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 16:13:45 No.105425096 Report

Quoted By: >>105426202

>>105411432
>>105411432

> "X-Men women are such strong characters!"

> They are Wolverine's cocksleeves.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 16:15:13 No.105425120 Report

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Serious fucking question - why is it so fucking impossible to find fuckers who can draw properly in the comic industry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 16:53:18 No.105425628 Report

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I always wonder if you fuck X-23 isnt like you just fuck female logan? If you know logan it would be awkward as hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 16:59:07 No.105425701 Report

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>>105413951
The city is the mountain anon. The subways is a system of caves. Go become a engineer and expand on your city. It is Shadowrun today, not DnD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:03:41 No.105425768 Report

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>>105423295
All those women Iceman been with. It is all lost, like tears in the rain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:31:16 No.105426202 Report

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>>105425096
You can’t be strong and want to fuck Wolverine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:32:52 No.105426223 Report

Quoted By: >>105426292

>>105411432
he fucked none of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:34:31 No.105426239 Report

Quoted By: >>105426277 >>105426848

>>105412807

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:36:03 No.105426262 Report

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>>105416323
anyone have the page of Nightcrawler giving Logan a picture of himself? I think it was in X-Men Black

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:37:23 No.105426277 Report

Quoted By: >>105426848

>>105426239

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:38:10 No.105426292 Report

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>>105426223
Being Friend-zoned is Wolverine's secondary mutation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:53:39 No.105426527 Report

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>>105423295
Julian and Laura both liked each other, and Surge kissed him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 17:58:36 No.105426600 Report

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>>105411432
Last forever in bed. One nut, regenerate, two nuts, regenerate. And so on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 18:17:06 No.105426848 Report

Quoted By: >>105427012

>>105426239
>>105426277

Emma-Scott was such a great couple.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 18:27:37 No.105427012 Report

Quoted By: >>105427035

>>105426848
truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 18:27:58 No.105427016 Report

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>>105411432
Hes basically the standing argument for any one pro pedophilia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jan 2019 18:29:03 No.105427035 Report

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>>105427012
I enjoy how X-Men is really up front about their sex lives

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