Dear Carolfags
Let me start by saying that I find some of you greatly obnoxious. Still, I am nothing if not a giving soul, and I bring gifts for you.
>In the year 3019, the Marvel Universe is in shambles. The Brotherhood of Badoon have carved a path of destruction across the universe, laying to waste its great civilizations. The star-spanning Kree empire is no more. Having reached an evolutionary dead-end millennia ago, relying almost entirely on their advanced technology, they proved no match for the ferocity of the Badoon. They have been reduced to a race of nomadic wanderers, carving out a meager existence in the space between stars. But there may yet be hope.
>Recently, the Kree uncovered an ancient tomb. They expected to find a body, perhaps tools to aid them in their desperate attempt to survive in a shattered galaxy... but they found something else. Inside was the dormant form of a goddess. When the expedition force attempted to touch her, they were blinded by a sudden burst of photonic energy. The goddess had awoken.
>Some call her Marvella, some call her Ker-Ell, and others still insist that she is the ancient warrior known as Binary, returned to guide the Kree in their darkest hour. But one thing is certain: she fights for the Kree, and will cut down any that seek to do her people harm.
Hope you enjoy my rendition of Carol. I tried to find a nice balance between sexy and powerful.