>>105042550Imagine being an Old Leftist 30 year old boomer. Imagine being awoken from your heroin slumber by your nuLeft gf (mint green hair, tattoos from the lunatic asylum, open relationship).
"Hey dick, did you hear? We're pulling out of Syria."
"Whuu? That's great! That's awesome! Good job, Obama!"
"Obama!? It's Trump we're talking about, shitlord, and it's seriously problematic! What about our responsibility to the third world?"
"B-but... Oil and imperialism and stuff."
"He's ending free trade with China, too. Imagine how the stock market will react! And he's against the EU! They've done wonders saving the economy of Greece. Fuck that orange monster and the white people who vote for him! BTW, I'm soft breaking up with you again. Can I borrow 200 bucks?"