"I've never heard of a criminal called Rape Ape."
"That's because his name is RAPIER Ape."
"An ape that's even Rapier than Rape Ape?!"
"Please God, tell me there's no Rapiest Ape."
"No, he's called Rapier Ape because he uses a rapier. It's a type of sword."
"He rapes people with a sword?!"
"I'd rather be raped with a penis."
"And you just might get your wish!"