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MCU Spider is SHIT

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>Has a rich patron behind his back, meaning that he won't ever be in need of money (when his poorness was a key characteristic for Peter Parker)
>Lives in a pretty neat place
>Aunt May is hot and young and healthy (when May's health was the second biggest source of drama for Peter, only behind his lack of money)
>His "bully" is an unathletic, ugly pajeet that no one even likes
>Costume is bland as hell
>Uncle Ben doesn't even matter
Of all three Spider-Man cinematic versions, this one is the least accurate by far. It removed all the sources of drama from the character, and now all that remains is a quirky superpowerful teenager.

If Sony did a movie like this, everyone would be shitting on them.