>>104604055There's so many awesome men around that they just can't choose.
"Jan... you got to tell me... did you ever see any of them naked?"
"All of them."
"Wh - "
"All of them. All of them. I was 19 when I joined the Avengers. My husband - God bless and keep him - was a 37-year-old nerd. And I could shrink to under an inch."
"Oh god."
"You have no idea. I was crazy, crazy, out of control for like a year. Between missions? Do you know how often we had to deal with emergencies? Maybe once every month. Two weeks, tops. In between it was training, reading files, doing the admin, and you can only do so much shopping... especially when half of new York's reporters wants to interview you."
"Oh god."
"At night I would sometimes lie awake with Hank working at some incredible invention, or sleeping like the dead because he hadn't seen his bed in a week. You know what I'd do?"
"Oh god."
"Shrink down as small as I could and fly around the mansion, completely nude. Everybody was asleep but me. I fingered myself everywhere in that house. Sometimes I'd fly into the boys' rooms and watch them as they slept.
....I loved all of them. You ever had a horse, a pony? All girls want ponies."
"I always wanted a pony."
"I lived in a stable. These amazing stallions, strong as studs, but to me they were gentle as ponies. I loved them so much."
"Oh god."
"...One time, I flew into T'Challa's room when he was staying overnight. He spotted me immediately. But he did nothing. I couldn't stop. I don't know what he was doing, maybe it's some Wakandan ritual, but he was stark naked - all shiny, rippling black muscle, with those golden eyes glowing in the dark, pinning me against the wall like a butterfly, and I just couldn't stop."
"Oh, goooooood..."
