We aren't that annoying. We just have to suffer the jealousy of useless cagers like yourself who can't appreciate the physical and mental efforts that we undertake to better ourselves while you sit in your cage listening to boring podcasts about interesting people while pretending that you're also interesting by association.
We, unlike you useless cage-junkies, know what it is to achieve something everyday that would have once been considered impossible and have the personal satisfaction of building and maintaining a machine so much that you can feel every part of it moving in perfect harmony.
We are part of a community that is united in our quest for physical improvement and fair use of the road, cages aren't the owners of the road, people are and there are more people on their bikes than prisoners in their cages. We've made a community, our community out of competition and co-operation, we compete for speed and co-operate for drafting, on long tours we run like a well oiled machine, one person taking the strain at the front and everyone working behind them finding their speed. While you people use Tinder and Bumble and Grindr to make sex like base rutting animals we use Strava and Grindr to make records and find paths we'd otherwise never find and go to places we'd never thought possible. We'll lose maps and find ourselves by pure instinct.
Uphill, downhill footpaths, all places we can go we do and if you don't like it then get on a bike yourself and chase us because you'll never get anywhere faster than on two wheels and very thin lycra.
And another thing, we only ride on the roads because government is in the pocket of big oil, if more money was spent on cycling infrastructure then there would be less cars on the road and BP and Shell and all the sheiks would be broke, if you want to stop Islamic terrorism then get a bike!
Lastly people complaining about cyclists being annoying have usually got some underlying problems with fitness and health.